I recently went back to school to finish my education. I love being a freshman because these high school courses are so challenging. So far my favorite course is History, where I learned that the guy on the dollar bill was the first President of something.

I am very much into doing charity, and helping the less fortunate whenever I can. I met this young Ethiopian boy in a Washington DC bar. He claimed he hadn't been fed in weeks, so I helped feed this starving boy by allowing him to suckle on my teat.

This is my twin sister Lana. Her and I are very close, but I don't get to see her much since she lives on the West Coast. She is an elementary school teacher during the day, and an exotic dancer at night. The last time I went to visit her, we both got really drunk and ended up getting matching tattoos. I am very proud of her, and love her very much.

Athena is my Syberian Husky. She enjoys rolling in dirt, eating dirt, digging in dirt, and painting on my carpet with her dirty paws. I love to hate her.

This is me and my sexy bitches. These two dudes(I think they were pimps on the DL) were trying all night to get some...can you blame them? Unfortunately, we got so wasted that night, I couldn't tell you if they succeeded or not. JK

My friend Wendee and I wanted to try something different, so we got these male escorts while we were in Vegas. I got shafted with the little guy, but I only had to pay half price. Wendee is holding my favorite shot called a Scooby Snack(Midori, Bailey's, Malibu, & Whip Cream)

During Mardi Gras 2000 I was kidnapped by the freaks in this picture. They dressed me up like a cow, and made me drink lots of alcohol. I think they may have been from West Virginia because they tried to dress me up in a sheep suit, but it wouldn't fit.