JB

Waredrobe created by Fecal Matters After graduating college I took my first job as a human waste management consultant. Nothing compares to the feeling of being covered in human excrement.
On this particular job I used a small amount of C-4 plastic explosive to loosen a clog in the sewage drain. I successfully cleared the drain, but in the process sprayed feces over more than 1,200 square feet of these fine young gentlemen's home.
I was fired shortly after that incident.

I got caught in the middle of this riot in the Prague city center. The crowd was all about the hate, but I was all about the drinking. That day I discovered that nothing goes better with being drunk off your ass than a full blown riot. The Zoot Suit Riot

I shagged this femm bot bitch rotten baby!

I was having a groovy time in this very shagadelic club when I spotted this femm bot across the room. She made me very randy, so I walked over and used the Austin "Danger" Powers charm on her. To make a long story short, I shagged her rotten with my twig and berries, and got a few good photographs of her nubbly wubblies.

KV's rock hard nipple is stuck in my ear.

I convinced this young drunk girl that I could determine whether a woman has breast cancer by pressing my head up against their tits. She soon discovered that I was a charlatan after I grabbed her ass and attempted to unsnapped her bra with my tongue.