Chubby

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	Well, here it is.... after three years, it's time to reveal the most good-looking and intelligent member of Zooass. No, it's not that damn Sir guy, (what kind of name is Sir anyway!). It's me, Chubby! I'll show you a few pictures and give you some comments to give you some insight into the mind of CHUBBY!
I have no freaking clue who the hell these people are beside me, but that girl couldn't keep her hands off of me. Come to mention it, that guy next to me couldn't keep his hands off either. As you can see, beer is my life... I love this shit! I can't get enough of it! But I love to Mom always said: "Any alcohol is good alcohol!" Speaking of Mom, let me introduce you to my family...
	Here is me (top middle) and my family, except Mom, at the Vasoline / KY Jelly Challenge in Little Rock, Arkansas. Mom decided that Dad (top left, in the yellow hot pants) and the rest of us could go without her because she "... was embarrassed by the whole stinking lot of us!" That was right before she threw up gorditas and fifth of Jack Daniels on herself. I love my Mom, she's such a kidder! So, Dad brought his "friend" Chris (top right) with us. I don't really understand how a guy with such a hairy back can where a strapless dress... and in the middle of summer, no less! I don't like him very much. My brother, Gordo (bottom left), and his wife, Anita (bottom right) came with us on the trip. They are doing well, he works for the bowling alley cleaning the gutters. He says someday he will get promoted to Bowling Ball. He can't wait! As for Anita, she does well working as a Munchkin in the local version of "The Wizard of Oz". I am so amazed that those two do so well, working such normal jobs, even though they are freaking midgets!
Here's me in my younger days, I used to love baseball, till they kicked me out. How was I supposed to know that a 18 year old couldn't play Little League. I tell you, hitting a ball off that tee wasn't easy.
	Yeh, them damn cops busted me. I can't say much about it since I am appealing the conviction against me. All I can say is that I didn't do it, but that bitch deserved it!

Well, that's enough for now. Come back in another three years, maybe I'll put something else up. If you have any questions or comments, please contact me.