Poor nuts. Mercilessly crunched beyond recognition every yuletide season in the jaws of those hideous, flapping-mouthed soldiers. Well nuts of the world rejoice! It's time to stop picking on plant life, and start teaching mankind a lesson! Flip celebrities into the jaws of the Zooass Celebrity Nutcracker and crack their family jewels!
Be sure to visit our Wacky Postcards section and send your friends a holiday greeting! Below are just a couple of our holiday postcards for your sending pleasure!
What better way to show you care than by sending a desktop honey who isn't afraid to show the goods? Download one of three screenmates to pass along, or send a matching postcard in it's place. Or better yet... send both!
Why spend your time shopping for gifts when you can waste it playing Zooass Wacky Ass Lad Mibs? This touching Christmas Lad Mib miniseries is not just a story about a quest to restore Frosty's snowmanhood, but an interactive tale that let's you join in on the storytelling. The first two parts of this tale are free for all. All sequels that follow are for ZooSponsors only.
Hoping to improve this game before Xmas, but we're such slackers so only time will tell!
One of our first Flash games! Addicted to crack and armed with two pistols, Santa has gone haywire. An obsessive craving for venison has driven him to the brink of madness. As Psycho Santa, you must hunt each of your rotten little reindeer in a quest for the ultimate Christmas feast! Happy hunting!
Zooass Members get 8 full levels of reindeer shootin' fun. Non-members are only able to play the first 4 levels.
Time permitting, we'll be adding some more sounds to this game and make it easier to play.
It's that time of the year to clutter your desktop with a bunch of holiday crap like blinking lights, snow and Santa's little strippers. Click on a link to the right to visit the holiday section of the Toy Server!
Unfortunately, there will be no more Zooass Santa Chats. Santa is busy smoking crack and beating his elves.