The PremiseUse a free phone line service that some stupid internet company was giving away to set up a fake porn line. Leave a sexy answering machine message claiming that a voice recognition system would route the caller to the appropriate girl, who would then fulfill his wildest fantasy. Run an ad banner on Zooass advertising a free porn line service. Save messages over the course of a year and post for the world to enjoy.The ResultsSome were confused. Some yelled out objects of their desire, waiting for the system to route them - "BIG BOOBS!" Some left really long messages, simply being content to babble about their cocks and what they were going to do with them for far too long. Some were naughty boys and girls whose parents were too busy doing blow to give a crap about what their children were doing. Some called 7 times in a row. And some were just plain disturbing... like the freak who called in 35 times over the course of 8 months! Prank or Sociological Study? You be the judge! |