Zooass - LOL Butter Trick

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Due to legal threats made by Land O'Lakes, Inc. (hereby referred to as LOL), this page has been re-designed to be a fair use non-profit parody starring our very own Chubby as the Indian Maiden!

Until recently, the staff of Zooass was unaware of why we impulsively purchased mass amounts of LOL butter. It was as if a little voice in our heads told us that we must get LOL butter, must eat LOL butter, must rub LOL butter all over our naked bodies... or we would just die! But now we know. We have fallen victim to subliminal advertising. Our yearning for heavenly bosoms has always been a driving force in our lives, and until now we were unaware that the little indian girl was flaunting her love muffins, seducing us to buy her fucking butter.

Follow the steps below to learn one of the oldest tricks in the book... cutting apart a box of LOL butter for childish thrills. Here you will learn how to see the stunning melons of the sensual Indian Butter Maiden. Wholesome family fun! Great for the kids!

Go to your grocery store and peruse the dairy aisle until you find a box of butter featuring an indian maiden. It will look somewhat like the Zooass® box of butter below, but not quite. Our maiden is much prettier. You will need two full images, so you may need to buy two boxes. Grab the LOL butter and purchase or steal it.

Tasty Zooass Butter

Cut the box apart so that you have two separate pieces of the LOL butter girl scene. Gaze at the picture above and take a moment to envision yourself making sweet love to the beautiful maiden on the shores of her tranquil lake. Did you just throw up in your mouth?

Using an x-acto knife, either completely cut out the little box of butter that the indian maiden is holding, or cut all sides but the top, making it a flap. (Thank you Dennis and LeeAnn for your suggestions!) The cuts are indicated below. You will only need to do this to one of your pieces.

Take the piece you just cut and place it over the undoctored piece, so that the knees (or so they appear to be) of the indian maiden show through the hole, revealing her luscious melons. See below for an example. For best results, color in the missing hair with a black marker and add nipples. We assure you... the real thing looks much better than this, but our hands are tied here!

Here are some e-mails we received regarding the LOL butter trick over the years...

Date: Mon, 08 Nov 1999 23:21:44 -0500 From: Dennis Anthony To: webmaster Subject: LOL The LOL Hooter Shooter works very well if you cut the bottom and sides of the butter box with an Xacto knife rather then cutting the whole box out. This offers a nice little surprise if you look under her box. This also eliminates the problem with the unsightly cut hair and necklace. Thanks for the chuckle. Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2000 21:53:06 -0500 From: LeeAnn Hopkins To: pocahooters@zooass Subject: LOL Chick My father was making the butter girl when I was just a wee lass. He was never one to hide stuff from us kids so for many years I actually thought that this was how the butter box came. Anyhow when I was reading your directions for making your own Butter Hooter Girl I realized you were missing a critical part of my father's old directions. He always left the butter dish attached across the top so that when you lifted the flap you got to see her hooters. It was better because it added a small element of surprise when you handed it to someone. Perhaps, (in my very humble opinion) you should amend your directions! Thanks for letting me speak my mind, I love your site! LeeAnn Hopkins Date: Sun, 25 Nov 2001 14:13:43 -0500 From: Atari 2600 To: pocahooters@zooass Subject: Your pocohooters page God bless the internet! I knew it was only a matter of time until someone put up a shrine to the LOL butter sqwaw! I had a discussion in the kitchen at work regarding this subject (due to the LOL butter tub for the bagels). Great site! Atari 2600 Date: Sun, 3 Oct 2004 16:01:36 -0400 (EDT) From: Ken Irvin To: pocahooters@zooass Subject: LOL butter box You amateurs, the trick is much more effective if you leave the 2 sides of the "big" box attached to each other and just fold it under in addition to only cutting the sides and bottom of the "little" box. It also makes it something that you can hand to any red blooded American perv and they will figure it out without explanation. They unfold it see the cut, refold it and open the secret window, just like those old Christmas calenders. When you do it that way the whole thing takes on more of a sense that LOL *must" have planned it that way, making it all the more of a conversation piece. Considering this trick has been around for probably 30 years (I first saw it in grade school and I'm 40 and I'm sure it wasn't new then). I'm guessing LOL has been aware of this for quite some time, even the fact that the girl is on 2 adjacent sides of the box, makes it an easy trick to do.