Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:22:56 -0500 (EST)
From: Mr. Donald J. Morley II
To: zooass
Subject: PitBull Postcard

Hello,
I just want to say to all the lovely people who wrote in to complain about the Pitbull postcard that I think your all a bunch of fracken morons! You people act as if Zooass has a pic of your dumd-ass dog up there! I have a Pitbull and he is the dumdest thing on earth. My 2yo son is smarter then my stupid pitbull! You people sit and cry about things that you don't like but yet behind closed doors your laughing like the rest of us. I showed my dumb-ass pitbull the postcard and he just sat there with that same stupid look on his face like he always does 24-7. Why don't you morons complain about the War? Why don't you complain about child porn? Why don't you complain about crust on your asses! Again, behind closed doors your all for the war, your looking at child porn and you love picking at the crust on your ass! You people sit back and complain about the most stupidest things. I help get rid of child porn, I help fight for our freedom, I wipe my ass so not to get crust on it! I don't sit behind closed doors and complain while I hide behind my computer telling people how wrong things are just because I don't like it. Pitbulls are the dumbest dogs on the planet earth and so are there complaining owners! The only reason I have a pitbull is that I feel sorry for the dumb bastard. I think Zooass should re-do the pitbull postcard with more blood & guts and have the mother wanting to make love to the damn stupid moron dog! If you people are going to view Zooass and complain, us fans don't need you here, If your going to view Zooass and have fun like the rest of us, then we welcome you! I don't hide behind my computer, If you want to respond to this message fine!
I could give a rats ass what you moron pitbull owners think or say about anything, but I mite get a big laugh out of reading some of your responce's as moronic as they will be. By the way, I have fought so you morons can be free, so until you stand beside me and fight for freedom, shut the frack up and kiss my white ass!
Thank you and have a nice day!
God bless America!
Don Morley of the USA.



Date: Thu, 28 Apr 2005 15:20:50 -0400 (EDT)
From: Jennifer
To: zooass
Subject: Pit Bull postcard

Hey,
okay, I'm sure you're tired of hearing about it already but I've gotta say... well... something... I was reading all the hatemail you've gotten over this postcard and I find myself reading almost the same line in every one. "I'm an owner of a pit bull" or something of the like and all I can say is "well, good for you!" I'm the owner of a Bichon and a cat... I may also be the queen of France. Who gives a shit?
The postcard didn't make me think that Pit Bulls are evil and will attack and kill the poor children, but the hatemail is convincing me that Pit Bull owners are a slow and humorless breed indeed.
And of course there's the "killing children? You're sick!" people. Do they send you guys alot of hatemail about the Micheal Jackson game? (or is his molesting children still ok to make jokes about?)
I'm fairly sure (and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong) that www.zooass.com's tagline isn't "child killing fun since '91" or "Children: We can't kill them all, but we'll sure try!" Anyway, like it's been said so many times before, it's a fucking joke, lighten up. Freedom of speach protects your voice, it protects ours too. If you don't like it, don't look, change the channel, find another site, go outside, read a book, take some fucking responsiblity for what portion of the mass media you consume and stop expecting others to censor themselfs just for your benifit because it's freedom for all, not freedom for you.
Thanks for your time and the many laughs!
-Jen



Date: Fri, 9 Apr 2004 12:09:28 -0400 (EDT)
From: mizunderstood
To: zooass
Subject: pitbulls

LOL, I am a pitbull owner. Actually I am on my 3rd one. The most intelligent loving animals ever unless you lock them in a basement and feed them gunpowder and hot pepper. I think a poodle or cocker spaniel would go psycho after that too ! My pitbull is named Kaya aka "party girl" and doesn't have a menacing bone in her body. Did your card make me laugh? HELL YEAH ! Am I all mad and offended? Doesn't seem so. Most everything on your site cracks me up so god bless ya :-)



Date: Wed, 15 Dec 1999 11:05:43 +0800
From: "STELLA YONG"
To: praise
Subject: dont like=dont see

well, this is for all those who are against the pitbull thingie. if you dont like it, dont see it then. no big deal. i think Zooass is just a bunch of ppl who are wacky, eccentric, neurotic, psychedelic, fun.....( you get the picture) i totally support whatever they are doing, and i think its real fun to surf on this site esp on a long boring day at work.
long live, Zooass. ( not trying to kiss your ass, but i really think you guys are the greatest, muah!) love from Singapore....stella the diva



Date: Mon, 24 May 1999 12:38:39 -0700
From: "familybk"
To: pitbull
Subject: supporting zooass

I agree that a person taking the pitbull postcard in such a negative manor probably lacks the general reasoning skills that helped develope mankind to what it is today. I feel that it is good having these kind of stupid people however. My reason is due to the fact that I am a criminal justice major at York College of Pennsylvania, and I plan on getting a job in the criminal justice field. Without these stupid people, there would be no need for law enforcement officials. Stupid people are who will help keep food on my table in the future. I want to thank all of the stupid people who made complaints about the pitbull postcard since, you all will help me feed my family, due to the fact that I will have to protect and serve the rest of the people from your feeble minds. Oh yeah, just in case some of of the stupid people can read and use a little bit of logic, I know that there are probably spelling mistakes and gramatical mistakes in this message, so don't try and use that as a platform to judge my reasoning skills. I support the pitbull postcard and zooass.com.



Date: Wed, 19 May 1999 03:35:09 -0700
From: JEFF
To: pitbull
Subject: pitbull card

Fuck them all if they cant take a joke!!! I know for a fact that pit bulls like small children, they taste like chicken.



Date: Wed, 12 May 1999 17:40:16 -0500
From: "W. Andrews"
To: pitbull

If these morons aren't smart enough to know a joke when they see one, Let them turn their systems off . How long did it take them to figure out how to get on the net?

Don't you just love MORONS ??



Date: Wed, 12 May 1999 21:45:59 -0500
From: Christopher Tindal
To: pitbull
Subject: post card

i am a pitbull owner and i like the card. i hope people beleilve that stereo type then they will stay the hell out of my house.



Date: 14 May 99 10:00:05 MST
From: Craig Ypma
To: pitbull
Subject: Pitbull Postcard

To all of the "anti-postcard" folks. You are sinking to the level of those that seek to regulate Pit Bull ownership. You should arm yourselves with facts and statistics that support your argument, instead of lashing out with emotional outbursts.

Those that oppose Pits and Pit ownership use emotional arguments with out any factual basis. The way to defeat these people is to beat them over the head with facts. Every time someone accuses a Pit Bull of being aggressive, every time a Pit is misrepresented, respond with well-informed FACTS! Repeat the facts as often as you can.

In response to Laura L Lanham's letter, I quote "However the rights that our forefather granted us also come with the responsibility..." Please read your history. Our rights have been endowed by our creator, not our forefathers.

In conclusion I will just state that I have a five month old APBT. She is the most wonderful companion in the world. I find no offence with the postcard actually I found it quite humorous.

Sincerely,

Craig Ypma



Date: Fri, 07 May 1999 09:51:54 -0700
From: Alyssa Banks
To: pitbull
Subject: PITBULLS

I have a pitbull that I rescued from the pound. She is wonderful. The nicest thing on four feet. I think your postcard is hysterical. What good is a stereotype if you can't exploit it? Keep up the quality work!



Date: Sat, 1 May 1999 12:38:42 -0400
From: "mattrise"
To: pitbull
Subject: Pet the Pit

Hey! I thought the postcard was hilarious! I have a 9 month old female Pit, and she's the best dog I have ever had! Some people are so ignorant! I'm gonna send it to all my friends!
Matt Rise



Date: Thu, 29 Apr 1999 22:55:02 -0400
From: "Kevin McGowan"
To: pitbull
Subject: Pitbull Postcard

I just logged onto your website and I just read about how some people are writing hate mail. I own a pitbull myself and think that they are loving. I thought the postcard "Pet the Pitbull" was funny. I don't think anything negative. I enjoy the zooass site very much. What people have to understand is that a dog's temperment comes from how the owner raises the dog.



Date: Thu, 29 Apr 1999 08:48:05 -0500
From: "Alan Cashion"
To: pitbull
Subject: negative people

I AM A MEMBER OF ZOOASS AND I WAS READING THE ARTICLE CONCERNING THE PIT BULL POST CARD. PEOPLE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS ARE VERY NEGATIVE IN THOUGHT. THESE CARDS ARE HUMOROUS "JOKES" WITH NO INTENT OF HARM TO ANYONE. SURE THERE ARE SOME THINGS AS A MEMBER OF ZOOASS THAT I DO NOT CARE FOR SO I JUST SKIP BY IT AND ON TO SOMETHING ELSE. IF A PERSON DON'T LIKE WHAT IS IN THE ZOOASS SITE "STAY OUT OF IT" AND YOU WON'T HAVE A PROBLEM. THERE IS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE IN THE COMPUTER SO WHOM EVER IS READING THIS, THEN DON'T COMPLAIN CLICK THE "X" AND MOVE ON. ZOOASS, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. YA'LL ARE FOR SURE A BUNCH OF NUTS WITH CRAZY IMAGINATIONS. I WISH YOU THE BEST.



Date: Wed, 28 Apr 1999 23:39:15 EDT
From: Gwenny12
To: pitbull
Subject: oversensitive pitbull owners.

GROW UP!!!!!

Seriously, pit bulls can be great dogs, but they can be a danger because of backyard breeding and idiot trainers. When a dog is bred to fight and is as incredibly strong for size as is the pitbull, you have a great potential for problems. A neighbor's pitbull once attacked my Samoyed, and it took two men to pull her off--and she probably didn't weigh 50 pounds.

So, owners, be responsible for your pet, and GET A GRIP. Life is funny.

Gwenny12



Date: 23 Apr 99 17:25:02 -0800
From: 6goodwin
To: pitbull
Subject: Pitt Bull's RULE!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with all those stupid people. There is absolutely nothing wrong with pitt bulls. They are one of the funnest dogs to have. Not to mention, the postcard is hilarious! Keep up the good work Zooass!
Sincerely,
Raven



Date: Wed, 21 Apr 1999 16:38:23 -0700
From: Amanda
To: pitbull
Subject: postcard

a simple solution to this problem would be to change the name of the card. Instead of "pet the pit bull" call it "pet the pet" or "pet the dog" etc.I didn't vote but I did not find the postcard offensive, believe me if I did I would not be at your site at all!!
Amanda



Date: Thu, 22 Apr 1999 13:12:45 EDT
From: MPC2000AD
To: pitbull
Subject: WE LOVE PITBULLS

I have to say I found the pet bull postcard to be a bit amusing. I myself own three pits. If you take the postcard off the site I will very upset. I already showed thousands of online friends the postcard. I don't want to get into why this offends some people. The postcard is one of many hilarious features that are on this site. Keep up the good work!!!

P.S. Make some more pet bull postacrds! Use your imagination. It doesn't have to be so graphic.(or does it)



Date: Tue, 20 Apr 1999 22:14:59 -0400
From: Andy Fitch
To: pitbull
Subject: Pitbulls, The dogs of the ignorant.

These people must be, ignorant that is, all they do is complain and complain about how badly people treat them and their "dog" Well, I can attest that most of the Pit bull owners I know are down-right idiots!

For instance, they claim their dogs are perfectly harmless, but...they play games with their "harmless" dogs like, Here boy grab the stick and Ill fling you around the yard!

now that's a good game to play with an already ill tempered dog.

Here's another winner, come on boy bite down on this 2x4 and see how long you can hang from the shower stall! (another actual viewing)

or finally, here is my favorite.

My ignorant neighbor actually has the balls (his dogs nuts were cut off) to let his dog play with and play tug with, a life-sized baby doll. (oddly it seems to be the dogs favorite toy) Now, ignorant? you tell me...

In my opinion, if you own one, you gonna either get bit, sued, or harassed about having it, so quit with the bitchin' and take your prozac.

Another supporter of the zooass.com freedom of speech and postcard site!



Date: Tue, 20 Apr 1999 11:53:03 PDT
From: "Darrin Delgado"
To: pitbull
Subject: the Great Pitbull Postcard Controversy

I think that postcard is damn funny. The first time I saw it I started laughing hysterically. I don't know why the hell people are getting all offended by it. HELLO PEOPLE!!! IT'S NOT REAL!!!! Why should those of us with a sense of humor have to suffer just because a few ignorant people don't? By all means, please keep the card. One last thing: when I saw the percentages on how people voted, I was pleased to see that the vast majority of people actually do have a sense of humor. Maybe there is hope after all. Have a nice day.



Date: Tue, 20 Apr 1999 14:51:38 -0400 (EDT)
From: BADEYEBILL
To: pitbull
Subject: freedom of speech

FUCK EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!
KEEP IT UP! ( note double entandre). (_|_).



Date: Tue, 20 Apr 1999 11:16:41 -0700
From: "Jules"
To: pitbull
Subject: Pitt Bull card

Please dont remove the card for any reason! I own and raise and sell pit bulls and I sent that card to everyone I know who has a pit bull, they all loved it. Its a great card! Its totally zooass all the way!
Sincerely,
Jules



Date: Tue, 20 Apr 1999 12:51:58 EDT
Subject: Freedom !!!!!!!!!
From: Kissbic
To: pitbull

Keep printing what you want. People who do not like it , DON`T LOOK AT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Date: Tue, 20 Apr 1999 11:43:26 -0400
To: pitbull
From: Dan Pepin
Subject: sarcasm is a philosophy

I read the pros and cons of this pit-bull thing, and I have to say the cons are, in general, more insisting, more to the point, and more elloquently spoken...actually, they're just more literate, than the people that are for keeping the postcard up there. Yea! Strike one up for the Anti-postcard people... But, Wait! ut, oh! I just made a generalization! How uncooth of me. How innappropriate and insensitive. There may be people who are for the postcard who havn't written in yet. Anyone who reads these web-pages should know that only a small percentage of readers actually write in to share their opinion, and of those, only a small fraction are of social worth (ahh, another stab at generalizing a population). I must be an awful awful person. I guess, Zooass, you should take down the Weiner Mobile...cause there are alot of those weinermobile drivers that are really NOT perverts and dont stick their butts out the window.. And alas, take down the Fantasy Island postcard, cause Tattoo is dead, and heaven forbid if he were to be depicted half naked with another man. That's not "funny". After all, it's prejudice against an entire population of, let's say "vertically challanged" so as not to get in trouble. I mean, I actually thought all tiny people had alternate sexual preferences (that's sarcasm). Can I say Homosexual without getting bombarded with hate-mail? I'd like to know. I'm un-informed.

Here's a thought. Is this postcard a generalization? Yes. Is the message naive? Yup! Is it gross? Absolutely! Offensive? I'm sure... to some. But, wait!...is it propoganda against a race or people? no! is it harmful to the reader? Nope. Will it have a lasting impression on the people who view it. Ahhh... that's what we're getting at. Yeah...it probably will. So who's fault is that? Is it the artist's? Is it the Media's? Is it the abusive owners of pit bulls who let their dogs run free? Or is it yours? You read through the pages of zooass and see humor...dark, sexual, perhaps morbid, but humor nonetheless. Games depicting scenes ridiculing clowns, SantaClause, Gary Coleman, The hanson's and Spice Girls (Ohh NO! Teeny-bopper descrimination!). And when you come to a postcard of a pit-bull depicted in a surprising, and possibly upsetting situation...all of a sudden. "Hey! This is Wrong! This is propoganda against my puppy! This is a serious matter." So, who're the one's believing the hype? It's you, the activist! It's meant to be shocking, it's meant to be a generalization, it's meant to make you go..."Hey! Where'd that come from?" That's what makes it art. A smart person would use even the most racist art to educate. They wouldn't burn it, cause a person naive to history is doomed to repeat it! Here's your APBT naively pictured in an act uncharacteristic of it's breed. I'd consider that Fire Power. Leave it up and educate yourselves!

Dan Pepin
Research Psychologist
National Institute of Mental Health
Laboratory of Brain and Cognition




Date: Mon, 19 Apr 1999 13:44:33 -0700
From: "Holly A. Fitch"
To: pitbull
Subject: pitbull

Anyone who can't take a joke or lacks a sense of humor, off the wall as it may be, ought to stay out of this site period!!!



Date: Sun, 18 Apr 1999 21:51:07 -0500
From: "ANDY R STROSINSKI"
To: pitbull

i think the whole thing is hilarious. first the card made me laugh my ass off, then i had to laugh at the people that just have nothing better to do but bitch about things they dont even have to look at.if you cant handle funny shit you little cry babys shut off your computers and go sit in a corner somewhere and shut up!



Date: Sun, 18 Apr 1999 11:50:25 EDT
From: Wogeorge@aol.com
To: pitbull
Subject: postcard

What's next, Trekies gonna get bent out of shape for people poking fun at them? Are the pit bull owners so anal-retentive that they can't handle a little fun? (I must admit, it is dark fun...but fun none-the-less) Lighten up! That's why this place is here...TO HAVE FUN!

R.



Date: Sun, 18 Apr 1999 16:16:18 EDT
From: BIAAHTCH
To: pitbull
Subject: pit bulls and small children

As a mother and pit bull owner, I have to say that the people who have wrote in to complain about this postcard are completely without sense of humor or reality versus make-believe. I do not think that a child being mauled is funny but I am also aware that this is not an actual picture of that taking place. Removing this postcard from your site will NOT positively influence the way people feel about these animals any more than leaving it on will make a pit bull lover change their minds about the pets they care for so much. Please, Zooass, leave the pit bull postcard on and ignore the misinformed, uneducated folks who think that their freedom of speech overrides yours. This is America, guys, and the only way to keep our liberties is to let others have theirs, even when we don't agree with their words, actions, or sense of humor.



Date: Fri, 16 Apr 1999 09:51:14 -0500
From: "Davenport, Kenny"
To: pitbull
Subject: postcard

LUV it,keep up the GOOD work



Date: Thu, 15 Apr 99 21:52:03 Pacific Daylight Time
From: Gina Schultz
To: pitbull
Subject: STUPID PEOPLE!!!

Stupid people with NO sense of humor DO NOT belong on ZOOASS!!!!



Date: Tue, 13 Apr 1999 21:16:12 -0400
From: dad
Organization: very-organized
To: pitbull
Subject: PITBULL

well all i've got to say is...

BREED those dogs man and spread the word... GREAT card.. I sent it to a few of my unsuspecting idiot friends that own them. Well ... maybe a few of my not so good friends too ... ahahahaha!!!!!!1 see ya's in the DOG pound. THE never biten and don't want to be bitten...
SicMan... :)



Date: Fri, 9 Apr 1999 22:48:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: rosemary
Subject: canine stuff
To: pitbull

Thanks for such a fun site. I thought the biting humor in the pitbull postcard was great!

I think all dogs are wonderful; it's their owners that can be less than wonderful!



Date: Mon, 12 Apr 1999 19:06:49 -0500
Subject: Pitbull postcard & freedom of speech
From: "MM Lindsey"
To: pitbull

Any dog can be vicious if you train a chihuahua to rip off a persons face it will try to do it. A dog does what it is trained to do. Unfortunately the pit has gotten a bad rep because of the idiots who have trained some of these dogs to fight to the death. Any dog will protect it's territory which is natural. If the republicans can investigate the President of the united states and paste his love life up for the whole world to see then I don't see why a website should be shut down because of a bit of humor.



Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1999 18:11:57 -0700
From: "beanerz"
To: pitbull
Subject: lovinganimalz

animals are what you raise them to be. i am a proud pitbull owner, and stand behind her distemper. myths about dogs have been around long before this breed. "akitas,dobies,shepards" just because pitbulls are the strongest/baddest mofo'in dogs out there they're being persecuted. oh yeah, ZOOASS ROCKS, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!! rockon artists, whatcha got for us next????????????



Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1999 01:40:30 -0400 (EDT)
From: wiz
To: pitbull
Subject: Pit Bull Post Card

Greetings,

I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed the pitbull post card. It actually brought a tear to my eye, remembering how we saved our pitbull (Twinkle) from starvation by feeding him our daughter. We miss our daughter but I know we would have missed Twinkle even more.

Seriously though, people are always going to find something to bitch about. I wouldn't give it a second thought if I were you.

Wiz



Date: Sat, 10 Apr 1999 20:10:52 EDT
From: Babywhiz@aol.com
To: pitbull
Subject: Pit Bull Crap

Its is the mind of the few yutzes that allow us to get all worked up over something as stupid as this.....To all the people who are throwing a crying fit like a baby with a shitty diaper...if you dont like the content...then get the fuck outta here....we need fewer morons...telling us what to think and what to do...people like that need eaten alive by a poodle....



Date: Fri, 09 Apr 1999 23:02:52 -0500
From: drunkagain
To: pitbull
Subject: da postcard yo

Yo zooass!
i gotsta say dat all dat fukked up wack shit dats been goin on in yo site is wack yo!
I mean gets real peeps. ya so fukken what about da poor dogz yo! what about the po lll ho dats be gettin her neck bit? I be thinkin dat too much fukkin attention be fo da godam mutt! whycome i aint be hearin any of the parents cryin cause it be showin a child gettin hurt? could be a fukken weasel, or a monkey or even a chicken yo! dont matter what sortsa animal it be!
Fukk the dog, and start complainin bout the violence yo!

otherwise, it be a hilarious postcard and makes my ballz sweat!

HHEEEE HEEEE HOOO!

Eddie



Date: Fri, 9 Apr 1999 15:54:13 EDT
From: GurlEgrrl@aol.com
To: pitbull
Subject: how stupid people can be

dear zooass,

I am never surprised at how ridiculously stupid people can be when the issue is pit bulls. I am a pit bull owner, and I LOVED YOUR PET THE PITBULL CARD! You would be surprised at how many people pet my dog, then ask what breed it is, and as soon as they hear Pitbull they snatch their hand away in fear. I don't think your card is "sending a bad message" but rather poking fun at all the ignorant people that fear Pit- bulls.
Just for the record.....its just a myth.
Pit Bulls are not vicious, blood hungry beasts,
and Blondes are not really dumb.........well, some of it is myth.

IF POSSIBLE PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN FIND THE CARD ON YOUR SITE SO I CAN SEND IT TO ALL MY FRIENDS!

-Dee



Date: Fri, 09 Apr 1999 10:47:54 -0700
From: hill3352
Organization: Hill College
To: pitbull
Subject: hello

I know that the postcard is just a joke, hello zooass is a humor site. What is wrong with you people , if you don't like it , don't look at it. Get a grip it is just a joke.



Date: Tue, 6 Apr 1999 23:46:24 +0100
From: "Jon"
To: pitbull
Subject: Pitbull Postcard Scandal Thing

Are these people for real ???

They're obviously Humour Blind...



Date: Tue, 06 Apr 1999 03:22:10 +0200
From: JOACHIM LJUNGGREN
To: pitbull
Subject: Pet the pitbull

Personally, I find this to be one of the best postcards on the site and in no way do I find it offensive. Nobody in their right mind would take this so seriously.

But let's look at it from the pitbull owner's points of view. They say that people will think that all pitbulls attack humans, but these people must already have come to that conclusion before viewing the postcard (I base this on the theory that if it had been a labrador (sp?) pictured then nobody would think that they are killers). Pitbulls have been portrayed in the media as being particularly viscious so there are many under this impression. With this postcard however you have presented these pitbull owners with a forum to better inform the general public that this is an unfair stereotype of these peace-loving dogs. The PB-owners therefore should be grateful to Zooass for this fantastic opportunity.

Keep up the good work lads, and by the way, that APBT, who wrote in to critise you and came up with the incredibly witty and well-punctuated retort:

WELL HOW ABOUT IF IT WAS YOUR MOTHER GETTIN BUTTRAPED BY MY DOGG WOULD THAT BE FUNNY YOU DUMB MUTHERFUCKER

I tried to vaguely picture this (very vaguely) and thought it would make a brilliantly funny postcard so see what you can do.



Date: Sun, 04 Apr 1999 17:09:44 -0400
From: Rachael
To: pitbull
Subject: well, this regards the pitbull...

This is my very favorite postcard to send to people. It is humorous and is meant to be taken lightly. It is obvious to me that you mean no offense to pitbulls and pitbull lovers alike. Please keep this postcard on the web!!!!

Rachael
Kutztown, Pa.



Date: Sun, 4 Apr 1999 17:55:01 EDT
From: Rlhibbs
Subject: people
To: pitbull

I ENJOY ZOOASS AND IT'S HUMOR MOSTLY BECAUSE I'M STUPID AND HAVE LITTLE TO DO . I SPECT THERE'S OTHER STUPID PEOPLE WITH LITTLE TO DO AND SPEND MOST THEIR TIME LOOKIN FOR SHIT TO BITCH ABOUT.e.g. PITBULL, etc.

I'M BECOMING ANGRY TALKIN OF THIS PEOPLE . THESE PEOPLE NEED TOOK OFF THE STREETS AND IMPOUNDED SO THAT REGULAR FOLKS MAY SEEK THEIR HUMOR IN A MORE PEACEFUL SOCIETY.



Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1999 23:36:57 -0700
From: "G Stevens"
To: pitbull
Subject: Aren't people the strangest creations?

Hi to all at my favorite post card site... ZOOASS!!!

I am amazed that the pit bull card has stired up such a ruckus! What a joke! Personally, it is one of my favorites and i have distributed it liberally amongst my on-line friends! Gotta love it! Geez! i own a 14 lb. cat that could eat that weiner dog's ass!!!

the problem with these bunny huggers is that they dont understand that if something turns them off, they shouldn't go there! "Step away from the humor if you don't get it!" In addition to that comment, "Dont deprive me of my choice of enjoyment!!!"

Up to this time i will admit that i have been a Zooass freeloader, but because of this i do believe i shall pick up a membership!

LONG LIVE ZOOASS! ( and get your shit together and create some more post cards!) the zanyier the better!!!!!

Peace and Love from Wyoming where the men are men and the sheep are scared!!!

Abby



Date: Thu, 01 Apr 1999 17:53:13 -0500
From: Ryan
To: pitbull
Subject: damn it

damn it. the pitbull card rules. down with the fucking pit bull owners.



Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1999 12:56:31 EST
From: QueenB
To: pitbull
Subject: postcard is perfect example of satire...

Zooass, I support your choice of keeping the pitbull postcard up. I think many people are just anal, and can't see the humor of it. Personally, I think such a postcard pokes fun at those ignorant, uneducated, slack-jawed yokels who would believe a postcard over what a breeder or dog expert would have to say. Let me remind all those dumbass, 3rd grade educated jerks out there that during the 18th century, many writers talked about issues by using satire( that means they joked about an important issue in a very cruel way sometimes). One good example of this is a writer named Jonathon Swift. Now, stupid people remember him for his lovely children's tale, Gulliver's Travels. Actually, this was one huge SATIRE ripping the British Government and hierarchy a new asshole. Would you ignorant pitbull owners like to bash Jonathan Swift for this, and his " Modest Proposal"? You know, he talks about eating babies to solve the starvation of the Irish people in there; plus, he gives some yummy recipes on how to prepare your young children. Do you think people took that seriously? Okay, well, maybe the stupid people, but their smart relatives did explain it was a joke, and no babies were eaten ( well, maybe a few, but those were eaten by pitbulls).......



Date: Tue, 30 Mar 1999 15:37:51 +0000
From: Toolbox
To: pitbull Subject: The pitbull thing

Anybody who has a problem with that postcard is a FUCKING RETARD and deserves to have their nuts bitten off by a bloodthirsty pitbull.



Date: Mon, 29 Mar 1999 16:37:08 -0800
From: "Scott Davis"
To: pitbull

I would like to say that some people in this world are fucked in the head. Do people have nothing else to do in their lives than give a bunch of creative and funny guys (like the staff of Zooass) a bunch of shit??? I swear if people like this had their way we would live in a world with no humor at all...how boring!! I go to The Savannah College of Art and Design in Savannah, Georgia and we just had some little girl in the ghetto get mauled by a dog. (I guess that dog must have gotten one of your postcards.) Actually the dog wasn't even a pit bull. I didn't think that it was funny at all...I felt bad for the little girl and the dog. But does that mean that there is some kind of direct relationship between dog attacks and humorous dog attack postcards? FUCK NO!!! Why don't these people go piss down the necks of the ones who write and publish informative articles that classify Pitbulls as dangerous? These are the people who are misrepresenting the Pitbull community. One last thing...if I go to the Zooass website one day and see that this postcard was taken down due to some fucking pissed off Pitbull owners ...I will retaliate!!! If this happens I would like the E-mail addresses of the persons responsible for this travesty. As I stated before, I am an Art student and my major is computer art...I will make a postcard so crude that it will make these people choke on their own vomit. The first amendment is a beautiful thing and so is the Zooass website and all of it's humorous creativity. I say if you can't take a joke and laugh...get the fuck out of the country!!!!!



Date: Fri, 26 Mar 1999 11:33:57 EST
From: Kristi
To: pitbull
Subject: Pitbull

HI

I am not a Pit Bull owner but I have to say I agree with both sides of this issue, and here is why...I have been around a lot of Pit bulls and they are very nice!! But I strongly believe that the breed is being over bred!! Just like what happened with the Rotweillers (spelling bad LOL) All breeds have great potential, it's the problem with the demands for that breed that causes problems. I know this all to well because my family use to breed dogs and if they bred to fast some of the pups were alittle touched in the head to say it lightly!! The only problem I have with Pit bulls is where I live every other person owns one! Don't get me wrong I'm not afraid of the breed in the least it is just that these people (most of them) are not getting Pit Bulls because they love the breed it is because of the stereo type that comes with them. I've seen it over and over again....They put on the big spiked collars to make them look ever meaner and I think it is stupid. I do understand how the true owners feel. I have a breed of dog that has a bad rap as well. I am a proud owner of an Akita!!!!! I have had some of those moron pit bull owners ask me if my dog or theirs would win in a fight, those are the ones that give Pit bulls a bad name! I don't know about them but my dog is not a show piece or a dog to scare someone with, but a companion and member of my family. I have to deal with a lot of ignorant people as well but I just educate them on what they don't know. That to me is the only thing you can do but when it comes to your post card at first glance I was shocked...but then I got a good little chuckle from it!! I think people should relax. I guarantee that no matter what breed you could have used for that post card you would have got the same response from other breed owners. So no matter what you do you'd get hate mail or people bitching about your morals So get over it people life goes on. Get a sense of humor please!!! Someone will always find something to bitch about and I'm tired of it! The only thing I can say is DEAL!! Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind.

Kristi (owner of a bad rapped dog but don't care what anyone thinks!)



Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 19:05:09 -0500
From: James David Kucyk
To: pitbull
Subject: 2 opinions

As an APBT owner, I feel the postcard is hilarious through it's stupidity. As a new homeowner who is being harrassed by neighbors and Township officials over my dog's right now, I find it aggrivating. I guess I'll be able to appreciate more once I get a fence and have the noisy dog's debarked and all the Naziism stop to accomodate my asshole neighbors.



Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 22:06:44 -0500
From: Lisa
To: pitbull
Subject: Tell the wimps to shove it!

Hi there. This is Lisa speaking. I'd just like to tell all of those stupid people that have a problem with that post card to shove it. I mean if Mickey Mouse was in place of that, would people be afraid of Mickey Mouse? To answer this question, is Tinky Winky gay? NO! Take that card with the angels giving that stripper money, does this mean that you're forcing other people to believe that angels are now some porn freaks or something? Look, if I were to read a card that offended me, I'd close it and get on with my life. Why is it so hard for everyone else that has a problem with this to do the same? Come on people, get a life. It's people like them that make up people like Monica Clinton.



Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 11:02:06 -0500
From: "Scott Baxter"
To: pitbull
Subject: Pitbull Postcard

Zooass,

While I agree that the postcard is somewhat tasteless, I also believe that it is not meant to be an attack against Pitbulls, just harmless fun. If people are so stupid as to think that ALL pitbulls are mean and "killers" -just by looking at you postcard- then I have some beachfront property in Arizona I would like to sell them.

Truth is, that most people are smart enough to see it for what it is...just harmless fun with javascripts and HTML code.

Scott



Date: Wed, 24 Mar 1999 13:49:07 +1100
From: June
Reply-To: june@incognito.com.au To: pitbull
Subject: HERE'S WHAT I THINK......FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH.

Pit bull terriers killed my neighbours cat, Bootsie, about 5 years ago. I loved him - he was all fluffy and cute....he was lying under a tree under my loungeroom windowe and two pit bulls raced forward and ripped Bootsie apart like he was a rag doll.

I'm not kidding! All dangerous breeds of dogs should be outlawed. Sometimes it's not the animal but the asshole owners that are attracted to purchase them. Men with tiny dicks mainly.

June in Sydney, Australia.
xx

Hi,

Thanks for the repsonse, but neither the Pitbull breed nor any breed for that matter are inherently mean. Usually, it is the owners who raise the dogs and train them for mal-intent.

As far as the dogs killing that cat, well it may suck and you may hate those dogs for it, but they were just being dogs. Most dogs would have done the same thing, regardless of whether they were pitbulls or not.

We don't disagree with the Pitbull people for feeling the way they do about their pets, we just think they should get a sense of humor :) We're poking fun at the stereotype, not endorsing it.

Thanks,

Doc



Date: Tue, 23 Mar 1999 11:50:56 -0600
From: "Kenny & Carolyn Rose"
To: pitbull

A dog is only as mean as the owner makes it. I would much rather have a pitbull than one of those little stupid dogs that always bark and bite at your ankles. If they don't like it, what are they doing looking at it? No one made them. If they can't take a joke, to hell with them!! KEEP THE PITBULL!!!



Date: Tue, 23 Mar 1999 10:53:34 -0600
From: "jayman"
To: pitbull

This whole thing is ridiculous. This isn't a controversy, Its a question of taste. I like it, and think that those who don't should just suck it up and realize that its humor. After all not all humor was created with good taste.

Keep up the good work, your loving sponsor

Jayman



Date: Sun, 21 Mar 1999 08:15:16 -0800
From: andreah
To: webmaster
Subject: pittbullshit

Dear Sirs,

As a long time fan of the great entertaining site known as the almighty Zooass.com, I must come to your defense.

In particular I'd like to make a response to Laura L Lanham's letter. She compared a disk jockey making racial remarks to Zooass depicting a dog biting a girl. Excuse me, but if I'm correct, sounds like she is comparing dogs to the black race. Does that sound just a bit screwed up to you as it does me? For that disc jockey to make his freedom of speech, that really and intentionally was meant to hurt people and for Zooass to humorously depict a dog, that's right, a DOG, not a PERSON biting a girl, is CRAZY, OUTRAGEOUS and plain STUPID! they are nothing alike. I have discussed this situation with 2 very close black friends of mine, and they agree, sounds like you are trying to compare dogs to humans, and for that, it makes you ignorant, insensitive and a bit racist yourself. Sure dogs are great, but Humans are greater! and your letter is far more offensive than anything I have ever seen on Zooass. All this nonsense and pitbullshit is making me peeved. I do not understand why these faithful pitbull owners are getting so distraught over entertainment and fun. I mean seriously, are you also getting hatemail from rooster ranchers who say that its harmful to see a growing cock? Has NBC called and said, do not make a mockery of Seinfeld, he is not a dildo! Has Ricardo Mantalban or his fans written and whined that its not fair to see him in his birthday suit? HA!! this is an outrage! Any moron with a pea brain knows it's meant as a joke along with all the other postcards and if you find them offensive you should not be at zooass. or any where else on the net. You should be holding your bible. You people need to realize that it's all fun and games. Most people do realize that pitbulls aren't all vicious, in fact the most vicious dog I've come across was my own cocker Spaniel who bit me when I tried to grab my underwear out of his mouth... And if you want to start blaming people for giving pitbulls a bad rap, you should look at the owners themselves who have purposely bread these dogs for attack, protection and viciousness, they are the ones, they are the irresponsible people...On a personal level, the meanest dog i ever came across was my own cocker spaniel. he bit after I tried to grab my underwear that he was chewing on.... I hope that zooass makes a postcard depicting that scene!! but then there would be the big cocker spaniel debate!!!Get a grip people and relax!



Date: Sun, 21 Mar 1999 21:03:53 -0600
From: "Stephanie D. Vaughan"
To: pitbull
Subject: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF TWO PIT BULLS (RED NOSE) AND ANYONE WHO KNOWS MY DOGS WOULD TRUST THERE CHILDREN WITH THEM IF YOU LIVE IN A TRAILER SOMEWHERE CHANCES ARE YOU DO HAVE A MEAN PIT OR POODLE FOR THAT MATTER ANYTIME YOU MISTREAT ANYTHING ITS GOING TO TURN ON YOU THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT ITS A BAD BREED JUST BADLY TREATED SO IF YOUR STUPID ENOUGH TO GET UPSET ABOUT A POSTCARD WELL THEN KICK ON THAT WINDOW UNIT AC GET DRUNK BEAT YOUR KIDS AND WIFE AND LEAVE ZOO ASS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Date: Sun, 21 Mar 1999 19:56:57 -0600
From: "Nila Holmes"
To: pitbull
Subject: you may need to edit part of it...

Here are my thoughts, for what they're not worth----------- This pitbull controversy is only an acute case of pitbullshit...... Even this too shall pass. Did I "the beautiful Cherokee princess" get offended when the pocahooters was posted???? Did I declare that my breed was being misrepresented by invaluable media resources such as this? "NO" Mainly because I am not brainless, and I have a sense of humor. This world needs to lighten up... And what about the strip cherubs...did his honorable holiness send a lightening bolt down to corrupt the zooass site for making those holy angels into mischievous devils? again--"NO" Because even the heavens have a sense of humor. Those with the Dog chip on their shoulder need to shake it off, and join the world in lighthearted fun, heck, I'm a registered nurse, and have taken care of a child that had it's throat ripped open and her lung punctured by one of these dogs, but I didn't decide then that all dogs were bad... Just that one was...but he's a dead dog now! So everyone take a hit from my peacepipe cause that one mean one is now gone to the land of eternal bliss where he may rip the throat of mischievous devils for all eternity...Now, peace be with thee....



Date: Sun, 21 Mar 1999 19:33:24 -0400
From: Graham Driscoll
To: webmaster
Subject: Pit Bull Post Card...(My 2 cents!)

Uhh...people, can we not act so stupidly? Look at the other postcards on Zooass, those are just offensive, if not MORE offensive then that damn pitbull....

See, I think that all the postcards on the Zooass site are damn funny, and just because a few people raise a stink about it, then you have to take it off...

Hey people: There's a baby being eaten by a pit bull right now....go save it instead of bothering Zooass.

ANY, ANY, and I'll stress ***ANY*** animal can be a dangerous, killing machine...but only if they are raised to be. You can make a poodle be a killing machine...but you have to train it to be like that....the dogs reflect their owners....if the owner is a lazy, welfare cheque, redneck that beats the hell outta the dog, you're damn right the dog will probably be pissed...wouldn't you? But if you treat the dog with respect, and car for it, you'll not have a dangerous animal on your hands...right? RIGHT?

The people that are complaining have way, way too much time on their hands....there are better things that you people can be doing...like saving a whale or something. But for the love of GOD, this is the internet and if you can't take the jokes....then DON'T GO TO THE DAMN SITE!

Now, since I have probably pissed off everyone...(The pit bull owners, any religious people, those on welfare, rednecks, anyone who is lazy, etc.)

I sign off...with these words...

SCREW YOU ALL! WaNkErS!



Date: Sat, 20 Mar 1999 19:21:43 -0800
To: pitbull
From: "Christopher Nelson"
Subject: its all good

Hey zooass,

Dont worry i am not a hate writer. Infact i love your site, its awesome. These dumb ass people that write you with hate mail about the pitbull are very ignorant. I mean the reason you come to zooass is to see shit like that right. Well i know thats why i come here, i want to see pitbulls biting shit.Your card didnt make me hate pitbulls in anyway. I know that there are some good, and some bad. But those people have to be kidding them selves if they think that pitbulls are lovable animals,the hell they are!!!!!!!!!

The problem with america, or one problem is lack of sense of humor. You need sense of humor, if not then your just a stuck up prick.I want to know what these people are doing here anyway. They go to a place called zooass and exscpect something unlike the pitbull thing.I mean what, its ok as long as something they like is not bothered. Besisdes you guys are really good at what you do, and who are they to say your not. I love your site, and i think if people dont then they should get the fuck out!!! And stop there moaning and bitching about stuff that is very funny.Well i just wanted to let you know that we are not all against you.

Christopher
p.s rock on zooass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!