The Great American Pit Bull Postcard Controversy

The Great American Pit Bull Postcard Controversy

What's This All About?

What, you might ask, is this page all about? In a sense, it is an intelligence test. How apt are you to believe what the media feeds you? On the other hand, it could be about protecting our constitutional rights. Or is it a forum where pit bull owners try to spread the word that their breed is being misrepresented by invaluable media resources such as Zooass. Well... it's all of these!

Somebody Just Called You an Idiot!

The Notorious Pet the Pitbull Postcard!

Touch the picture to pet the pitbull.

This postcard features our very own dog, Rugby.

Once again pit bull owners have bombarded Zooass with hate mail and postcard removal requests because of our satirical "Pet the Pit Bull" postcard. It seems that this postcard is directly influencing people worldwide to believe that pit bulls are inherently violent! Well what can we say? If people are ignorant enough to believe that all pit bulls maul children because of a satirical postcard they got from a website called "Zooass" (a joke in and of itself) then they're not all there to begin with. So be it! Are you as stupid as these people think you are? We don't think so! Click here to tell them you're not!.

This Outrageous Postcard is an Insult to Humanity!

Prepare for 2000? The pit bulls are coming? We're not sure what that one's all about but the others are coherent at least! From sensible debates to harassing name calling, you'll find it all here! Click here to view messages sent to us from angry pit bull owners. You'll also find feedback from our fans.

It's Only a Joke!

Some people do not seem to understand that this postcard is poking fun at a stereotype. It's dark humor... satire... make believe. In fact, the pit bull in the postcard is Zooass's very own pooch, Rugby, a very loving dog... You know how much dog food we had to rub on that little girl's neck to get him to maul her like that? That was a sarcastic comment by the way. Get it? This postcard is not meant to be taken seriously! Do you really think Zooass is a legitimate source of factual information? Do you tune into Zooass every day at 6 and 10 to find out what's going on in the world?

Who Cares Who's Right! What About Our Rights?

Everyone's entitled to their own opinions. The concerns of the pit bull people are noble, but when people threaten to lobby to have our site shut down because they don't like something we put on it that is preposterous! We can say or post whatever we damn well please! Who are you to say what people should and shouldn't be allowed to say or see? Shame on you! Have you forgotten about the Constitution which grants us the freedom that makes this country so wonderful! Wow. I suddenly feel like singing the national anthem.

Voice your Opinion!

So what do you think? It's time to exercise these rights we speak of! Click here to vote!