My beloved little lizard, Fluffy, died on Feb 14, 2000. He was 6 years old.

Fluffy was a cute and flamboyantly gay reptile. He enjoyed anally raping my other male lizard, Salvador, on a daily basis. He ignored the female lizard in the terrarium with them. Unfortunately Salvador wasn't gay as well, so I can't say he enjoyed it much.

Rest in peace, Fluffy. It's a lot more boring without you.

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