What's up with everyone trying to sue us? As if they don't have enough fucking money? Jerks! The Litigation Station^©®TM is a collection of our trophy cease and desist letters and legal threats. Enjoy!

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Pardon Us for the Free Advertising!

After years of boosting Land O' Lakes butter sales by promoting the infamous butter trick, we were slapped with a cease and desist letter, demanding that we take down the images of their precious "Indian Maiden" (who they force to churn butter until her hands bleed, by the way). Were they perhaps outraged that we claimed the #2 slot in Google? Maybe so. In any case we said farewell to our beloved maiden and pulled her from the site. No worries though. We found a sexier maiden and all is well!

Bringin' a Stoner Down.

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The creators of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire think you're an idiot. They apparently believe that we parodied their game so well with Who Wants to Smoke My Honeybear, that they are afraid folks like you will confuse it with their used-to-be-popular TV show. Or so they say. We think that some asshole in the legal department is trying to look busy so they don't can his worthless ass. Enjoy the check for $14 guys! (the only profit we made off the game selling T-shirts)

I'm Not Bulimic! Really! I'm Not!

Calista Flockhart should have been flattered to star as Ally McBile in Zooass Pictures' blockbuster western, Bulimic Blowdown at High Noon. Instead, she threatened to sue us for the vast fortune we amassed thanks to the game. Ha! As if we make any money! Read about how we cruelly intended to inflict emotional distress on poor Calista. Cry baby!

Read the newspaper article published in the National Post Online.

Remove Our Wiener From Your Site!

One would think that the folks at Oscar Meyer would be busy all day long grinding lips and assholes into a creamy paste for their tasty tube steaks, but apparently this is not the case. Some faggot at Kraft took notice of our WIENERMOBILE® postcard (one of the first things we ever created) and demanded that we remove it. After all the hot dogs we bought over years this is the thanks we get? Assholes!

Zooass Members - View the Postcard (send disabled)
(or maybe there is no postcard here... you fuckers at Kraft are going to have to join zooass find out!)