Super Silly Car Signs

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Although Zooass loves a good road trip, we realize that a long drive can get quite boring at times. In the days of old, we'd bring the trusty Zooass pad of paper and magic marker along and make silly signs. To amuse ourselves, we'd flash these signs at fellow travelers, especially the finer females on the road. Classics like I'm Not Wearing Any Pants and I Brake for Booty got great reactions from both young and old alike, spawning a slue of idiotic phrases and a carload a cackling nitwits. Many years later, thanks to the modern miracle of zooass.com, we've revived this foolishness for all to enjoy! Zooass proudly presents Super Silly Car Signs!

Danger! Teeter Totter in Roadway! Click on a Road Sign to Continue Warning! Brick Wall Blocking Roadway!

A road for all to enjoy!
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WARNING!
Super Silly Car Signs are intended for passenger to passenger communication in NON-MOVING vehicles. Use in a moving vehicle may distract drivers and result in an accident.
Use at your own risk! People lacking a sense of humor might take offense to these signs and actually try to sue you! Jerks!;