Welcome to the Zooass Bathroom Wall, a photo gallery featuring the scrawl that graces crapper walls in the Washington, D.C. area. Be it witty or dim witted, you'll find it here! We'd like to feauture shots worldwide, so snap away and send us your favorite bathroom graffiti!

Zooass Bathroom Wall Booty Calls

Question: Do horny guys actually call numbers written on bathroom walls thinking they are going to get some?

Answer: Apparently so! Click below to hear people who called a mystery slut hoping for some action, only to wind up leaving us voicemail. Suckers!

• Haven't hit puberty yet, but I still want some!
• Seeking the best head in town.
• Thirteen and horny.
• Smooooth.
• A call from beyond?
• I'm ready when you are.
• A bit too used to this kind of call.
• Ordering up an amateur slut. (This is bizarre... a number on the bathroom wall winds up on a porn site along with a photo and fees charged.)