Like the title suggests, here we shall post whatever we damn well please. The Whatever section features the misfit creations of Zooass, which simply didn't fit in anywhere else.

	A collection of legal threats spawned by our stuff. If you are planning on suing us, your letters will be posted here. I agree to these terms. Please show me the letters.
	It's all about tits with us, isn't it? Well what can you say! Here you'll find our personal photographs and video footage of our Mardi Gras 2000 adventure! Let's see some fun bags!
	See Naked Tai Chi Man show us how it's done on the beach! Get married at the 24 Hour Church of Elvis! Visit Cooter from the Dukes of Hazzard! Win $100 betting on chicken shit! This is the only travel guide you'll ever need! Yes, sir. I'd like a round trip ticket to wacky land.
	Originally started as a resting place for our dead hermit crabs, the Pet Cemetery is now home to over two dozen deceased pets carted to the cemetery gates by fans of Zooass. Here you will find their shrines of remembrance consisting of animated dramatizations, pictures of fond memories, and poetic eulogies. Please, bring me to this tranquil place.
	Once again pit bull owners have bombarded Zooass with hate mail and postcard removal requests because of our satirical "Pet the Pit Bull" postcard. Read the hate mail and voice your Opinion!
	We can't dare tell you what this section is all about or we'll surely get sued! But solve the pictogram above then click below and all will be revealed! Butter my breadstick, let's go!
	Is it true that flashing stupid signs at fellow travelers can actually make a road trip more enjoyable? Of course it is! Super Silly Car Signs feature a slue of idiotic phrases for all to enjoy! I'm Ready to Cruise! Let's see the goods!
	Discover how Zooass plans to take over the world by plastering the medians and highway shoulders of America with propaganda. Show me these glorious signs you speak of!
	Words from the Beast is an exclusive look at a wolf in sheep's clothing. Listen up as Barney shares his thoughts on the essentials of life, like wine, women, and song. I'd Like to Meet this Fascinating Creature!

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