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Now you can enjoy the pleasant company of Mr. Penis all day long! The Mr. Penis Desktop Buddy - Generation I is the first phase of a hopefully evolving screenmate featuring your favorite schlong, our very own Mr. Penis. He walks, he whacks, he busts a nut! Heck, he even talks! Children of all ages... uh... we mean adults over 18 will be sure to get a kick out of the delightful antics of the icon of the century!
Anime Window Sitters
Feb-03
70K
A couple of animated anime characters that sit atop your windows.
AniRun
Oct-98
235K
A sword swinging anime guy who runs across your desktop.
Badtz-Moru
Oct-98
252K
A grumpy penguin that occasionally goes blah! and takes a leak on your desktop.
Bart
Oct-98
11K
An angry little Bart Simpson that occasionally peeps into your windows.
Bean
Oct-98
131K
A Mr. Bean head with googly eyes that follow your cursor. Makes weird noises too.
Watch little monkey men run around your screen, hang off windows, and relieve themselves on your desktop.
Bomber
Oct-98
124K
A Dig Dug look-alike that chases your cursor.
Bun-Bun Screen Buddy by Tom Ricket
Sep-99
260K
A bunny that drops from the top of your screen then hops, scratches, and looks around. Grab him by the scruff of the neck and place him on your windows if you're so inclined.
Cartman Says v1.0 by Alex Matheson & Chris Bentz
Oct-98
575K
Enjoy the soothing sounds of South Park's Cartman. Kick Ass!
Club-Chick by Codehammer
Oct-98
911K
A miniskirt clad rave twit that provides endless hours of intellectually stimulating companionship. Dances, leans, sits, blows hearts and orbs, turns into spam, transforms her head to be bald, big or reptilian, whistles then turns a backpack into a cat, mixed drink, cellphone, CD or headphones, and if you're really really lucky take it all off!
Dancing Pigs
Sep-99
36K
A couple of stupid little pigs that dance around on your desktop. Joyous day!
Desktop Dames
Nov-98
767K
Naked girlies with pulsating privates that moan when you click 'em and an ass that chases your cursor. For more naughty fun, join zooass and visit the adult games archive.
From the far reaches of India comes the Desktop Dot! A mystical creature that rests atop your desktop and babbles endlessly. Programmed exclusively for Zooass!
Dipsy
Feb-03
590k
The unholy digital incarnation of Dipsy, one of the androgenous demons from hell known as the Teletubbies. Walks around, waves and dances. Exorcist not included.
Doraemon
Feb-03
1.25M
A stupid looking bubblehead that roams around, eats, sleeps, cries, shrinks, enlarges, flies with propeller beanie, goes through doors, jumps through hoops, works on a computer and gets chased by the mouse, etc.
Felix
Jan-00
218K
A kitty that walks around, scratches, falls, cuddles the side of your screen, peeks over the task bar, climbs out a cat door, eats cat food, plays with goldfish, watches TV and more. Pick it up by the scruff of the neck and fling it around.
A sexy blonde who flaunts her big busted bouncers as she floats around erotically, skinny dips, fights evil and much more. Although this is a demo, it still contains nudity, thank goodness!
Kawazu
Sep-99
200K
A little frog that desperately needs a cup of shut the hell up. Customize the text he speaks if you please.
A koala bear that materializes on your desktop, takes a ski-lift to the top of your screen, snowboards back to the bottom, and more. Demo version with limitations set.
Paranoid Homer
Nov-98
148K
A window-bound Homer head that worries atop your desktop.
PenPen
Oct-98
630K
A penguin in a window that follows your cursor.
Picachu
Jul-02
58K
How this freak became so popular is beyond us!
Poo
Oct-98
116K
Interactive sheep for your desktop! They fall, bounce, graze, sleep, and more.
A bikini clad hottie to liven up your desktop. In this demo version with limited interactivity she scuba dives (nice hooters hanging out!), bounces around on a hippity hop, jumps into acid holes, etc. Knock her down or touch her special spot and she'll blow you away!
A blue ape that roams, climbs, bounces, tumbles, jetskis, ninja fights, gets abducted, etc. on your desktop.
Tiny Elvis 1.0
Oct-98
190K
An iconized incarnation of The King! Behold as he pops to his feet, speaks, and grooves in his blue suede shoes.
Tun Town
Oct-98
1.3M
A collection of 20 active & audible human and animal screenmates. Includes Acon, Akira, Angel, Captain, Dami, Fatman, Faty, Goldship, Hunter, Justman, Lion, Lking, Lolo, Ninja, Oldpa, Perfect, Pig, Scr and Tunmy.
Vermin for Windows
Oct-98
42K
Roaches that run around on your desktop and hide under your windows. Squish them with your cursor!
Whack-a-Boss!
Jan-00
171K
Having a hard day at work? Why not kill your boss with staple gun, hole punch or hot coffee.
Window Sniper
Oct-98
32K
A Doom character that pops out from behind your windows and blasts you with a shotgun.
ZooEyes
Oct-98
132K
If you get your rocks off by cluttering your desktop with a bunch of stupid eyes then this is the file for you! This wonderful collection features Eye, Monster Eyes, Monster Eyes '95, WinEyes, BarEyes, Big Brother Eyes, and Jumping Laughing Eyes.
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