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Blow holes in your desktop with machine gun and grenade. Die screenmates! Die!
Beavis and Butt-head in Virtual Stupidity Demo
Jul-02
27M
Beavis and Butt-Head are stuck in science class, and your job is to get them out so they can join Todd's gang and be cool. This demo version includes a mini-game called Hock-A-Loogie, in which Beavis and Butt-Head must hurl spitwads from the roof of their school building on unsuspecting passersby.
CatSplat! by Stoopid Software
Oct-98
586K
Skeet shooting with cats! Requires VBrun300.dll (226K - ).
Corruption Test
Oct-98
21K
Answer a series of questions to see how corrupt you are. Are you going straight to hell? Yeah. I thought so. Requires VBrun300.dll (226K - ).
Desktop Games
Aug-00
547K
Wreck your desktop with hammer, chainsaw, machine gun, flamethrower, colorthrower, phaser, stamp or termites.
Desktop Toys Volume 1
Jan-00
1.59M
Choose from a variety of tools and weapons and wreck your desktop.
Measures the distance you've moved your mouse in miles and generates reports to tell you how many times your mouse has climbed Mount Everest or scaled the Eiffel Tower (there are 23 different landmarks and distances that Mouse Odometer keeps track of).
Naughty Cartoon Classics
Apr-00
745K
Slideshows depicting the cartoons you grew up with in a naughty light. Deep Smurf - experience the happy and horny smurf festival called Smuckfest. The Fuckstones - a tale involving intimate encounters between Fred, Wilma and an elephant. For more naughty fun, join zooass and visit the adult games archive.
Parr Spel
Mar-00
159K
Click on the numbered squares to reveal a wondrous site. We'd tell you more, but why spoil the surprise?
Relieve your tensions by blasting innocent prairie dogs with a shotgun! Features the thrill of viewing your carnage through a telescopic lens. Joyous days are these! Requires VBrun300.dll (240K - ).
Reveal the Girlie!
Apr-00
279KB
Turbo click on the arrow to scroll down the body of a bimbo and she'll take it all off. You'll need fast fingers for this one!
Roll Tina's Dice
Apr-99
153K
Meet Tina, a hot winking blonde. Roll two sixes with her dice and she'll "show you her stuff." Brace yourself. You're in for a treat.
Sing Along with Cartman
Oct-98
1.2M
See and hear Cartman sing the entire Kyle's mom's a bitch song!
Smile!-The Splattering 1.3 by HERE software
Oct-98
1.82M
Introduce your pal smiley to gun, laser, blender and flesh eating virus.
Everyone has played pong before, but not like this - use the start button to hit a ball around the screen - the more times you hit the ball, the faster it goes! See how many times you can hit it!
Suzi B
Dec-99
145K
An anime cutie with user controlled breasts. Make them smaller and she gets sad, make them get bigger and she loves it. Talk about blimps! Requires VBrun300.dll (226K - ).
Stick pins in those vital areas to bless a friend or curse a foe.
Window Beers
Oct-98
95K
To get you motivated there's a floating beer in a window with the repeating cheer Let's Get Drunk. A perfect attachment for party invites. Once you're loaded take a look at How Drunk Are You?
Yo' Mama by Inner-City Software
Oct-98
84K
This program displays a random crack on yo' mama every time it is started.