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WARNING: Install these programs at your own risk! Zooass will not provide technical support
due to difficulties that may arise during or after the installation of these applications.




AutoInsult v3.4  by  Jumping Armadillo Software

Feb-99

235K

Click to Download
Generates random insults in a variety of styles.


Bang 3.49  by  Heiner Eichmann

Oct-98

512K

Click to Download
Blow holes in your desktop with machine gun and grenade. Die screenmates! Die!


Beavis and Butt-head in Virtual Stupidity Demo

Jul-02

27M

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Beavis and Butt-Head are stuck in science class, and your job is to get them out so they can join Todd's gang and be cool. This demo version includes a mini-game called Hock-A-Loogie, in which Beavis and Butt-Head must hurl spitwads from the roof of their school building on unsuspecting passersby.


CatSplat!  by  Stoopid Software

Oct-98

586K

Click to Download
Skeet shooting with cats! Requires VBrun300.dll (226K - Download).


Corruption Test

Oct-98

21K

Click to Download
Answer a series of questions to see how corrupt you are. Are you going straight to hell? Yeah. I thought so. Requires VBrun300.dll (226K - Download).


Desktop Games

Aug-00

547K

Click to Download
Wreck your desktop with hammer, chainsaw, machine gun, flamethrower, colorthrower, phaser, stamp or termites.


Desktop Toys Volume 1

Jan-00

1.59M

Click to Download
Choose from a variety of tools and weapons and wreck your desktop.


Dirty Bin

Dec-99

49K

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It's not really that hygienic, is it? Having a rubbish-filled bin on your desk: if you don't empty it soon, it will start attracting flies. Works on Windows XP or earlier.


Fart Machine 6.0  by  wavhounds.com

Aug-03

312k

Click to Download
A collection of fart sounds with a point and click interface.


Guns

Oct-98

48K

Click to Download
Turn your cursor into a crosshair and shoot holes in your desktop or let loose with a drive-by style shooting. Might be fun for use with desktop pets.


Happy Button  by  Ryan Thomas Ross

Oct-98

272K

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Replaces the Windows flag on the START button with a yellow happy / smiley face. For Windows95 only.


Hot Spot  by  Jerry

Jan-00

278K

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A black and white picture of Tyra Banks sprawled our on the hood of Beetle. Touch her hot spot to reveal her secret!


Inflate Britney's Pairs!  by  dc8p.com

Apr-00

300Kb

Click to Download
That's right... it's your own chance to give Britney some surgical enhancement. Visit dc8p's site for more nonsense!


Mona

Oct-98

41K

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Press the space bar to see Mona Lisa in all her glory!


Mouse Odometer 4.0  by  Introspect Software

Dec-03

2.21M

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Measures the distance you've moved your mouse in miles and generates reports to tell you how many times your mouse has climbed Mount Everest or scaled the Eiffel Tower (there are 23 different landmarks and distances that Mouse Odometer keeps track of).


Naughty Cartoon Classics

Apr-00

745K

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Slideshows depicting the cartoons you grew up with in a naughty light. Deep Smurf - experience the happy and horny smurf festival called Smuckfest. The Fuckstones - a tale involving intimate encounters between Fred, Wilma and an elephant. For more naughty fun, join zooass and visit the adult games archive.


Parr Spel

Mar-00

159K

Click to Download
Click on the numbered squares to reveal a wondrous site. We'd tell you more, but why spoil the surprise?


Prairie Dog Hunt PRO '97  by  Diversions Sofware

Jan-99

529K

Click to Download
Relieve your tensions by blasting innocent prairie dogs with a shotgun! Features the thrill of viewing your carnage through a telescopic lens. Joyous days are these! Requires VBrun300.dll (240K - Download).


Reveal the Girlie!

Apr-00

279KB

Click to Download
Turbo click on the arrow to scroll down the body of a bimbo and she'll take it all off. You'll need fast fingers for this one!


Roll Tina's Dice

Apr-99

153K

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Meet Tina, a hot winking blonde. Roll two sixes with her dice and she'll "show you her stuff." Brace yourself. You're in for a treat.


Sing Along with Cartman

Oct-98

1.2M

Click to Download
See and hear Cartman sing the entire Kyle's mom's a bitch song!


Smile!-The Splattering 1.3  by  HERE software

Oct-98

1.82M

Click to Download
Introduce your pal smiley to gun, laser, blender and flesh eating virus.


Start Button Pong  by  David Harvey

Dec-98

9K

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Everyone has played pong before, but not like this - use the start button to hit a ball around the screen - the more times you hit the ball, the faster it goes! See how many times you can hit it!


Suzi B

Dec-99

145K

Click to Download
An anime cutie with user controlled breasts. Make them smaller and she gets sad, make them get bigger and she loves it. Talk about blimps! Requires VBrun300.dll (226K - Download).


The Urinal Game  by  CleverMedia

Jan-98

168K

Click to Download
A visual quiz that tests your knowledge of men's room etiquette.


Throbber 2000

Apr-00

293Kb

Click to Download
Design your own schlong by defining length, curve, testicle size, girth, angle, and hairiness!


Turds

Mar-04

10k

Click to Download
Generates desktop turds complete with phwoot noises.


Virtual Viagra  by  Freeverse Software

Apr-99

146K

Click to Download
Click on this pill and give your cursor a boost!


Voodoo Doll for Windows  by  Diversions Sofware

Oct-98

43K

Click to Download
Stick pins in those vital areas to bless a friend or curse a foe.


Window Beers

Oct-98

95K

Click to Download
To get you motivated there's a floating beer in a window with the repeating cheer Let's Get Drunk. A perfect attachment for party invites. Once you're loaded take a look at How Drunk Are You?


Yo' Mama  by  Inner-City Software

Oct-98

84K

Click to Download
This program displays a random crack on yo' mama every time it is started.
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