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Anoyin Fucker
Jan-00
8K
A "Yer gonna hate me for this hehehehehehe" pop up window leads to another containing buttons that taunt you and avoid your cursor. Requires Msvbvm50.dll (1.24M - ).
Makes the start button slide horizontally across the screen directly below your mouse pointer. You like? Add a bouncing ball and play Start Button Pong!
IQ Test
Oct-98
10K
Picking a skill set results in an Unrecoverable Application Error. The test here is trying to figure out how to quit.
Porno Promises
Oct-98
84K
A pair of old school pranks featuring porn promising buttons that shy away from your mouse pointer, forcing you to click on their less desirable counterparts. Adults Only Porno - "To get hot, nasty Porno Pics, click here." XXX Beautiful Women - "Click here to see beautful naked women!" (No... that's not a typo on our part!)
Salary Survey
Dec-99
102K
Asks you if you're satisfied with you salary. The elusive "No" button forces you to click on "Yes", which results in a "We Thought You Were - HR Dept." message.
SexedeSusie
Dec-99
481K
We don't speak Swedish so who knows what the heck this one is all about. The elusive Nej forces you to pick Ja to reveal a couple of shaved girls. How naughty! Requires Vb40032.dll (859K - ).
Stop!
Oct-98
7K
A pair of fake system errors that force you to agree with their inquiries. Might be good for the startup folder. Error 1 - "An application error has occurred. Possible cause is that you have a small penis. Do you have a small penis?" Of course you do! Error 2 - "An application error has occurred. Possible cause is that you are thinking about sex. Do you want sex?" Certainly!
Striptease
Oct-98
162K
Selecting female or male reveals a scantily clad looker ready to take it all off. Damn that runaway start button!
The Button Generator
Dec-99
155K
This one's not a button chaser but a button generator. Clicking "Yes" in response to "Would you like some buttons?" results in the generation of dozens of pop up windows that must be closed individually. Quite comical.
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