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99 Bottles of Beer
Oct-98
168K
Relive your days of youth by having your Mac sing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall. A school bus favorite. Sing along!
Pac-Man with drugs! Feast on pot, shrooms, and acid while the cops chase you around? then power up and kick their asses. NOTE: Runs really fast on today's Macs!
Al Morale, the virtual yes man and lackey, is a hilarious high tech toy. Let Al schmooze you or your boss, friends, clients and colleagues with his funny flattery and outrageous praise!
Earthquake 1.0 by SlimyFrog Software
Oct-98
119K
An old school control panel that shakes your Mac's desktop and windows while it plays an earthquake sound.
HexOn Exon by Lamprey Systems
Oct-98
182K
Prevent children and government police agencies from intercepting your filthy e-mail messages and becoming distressed by their contents.
MacJesus ProGold by Lamprey Systems
Oct-98
1.4M
Having MacJesus is like having a direct line to our Savior 24 hours a day, seven days a week. With MacJesus you'll not only be able to communicate with the Lord, you'll be able to see and hear Him!
Mouse Odometer by GadgetWare
Oct-98
28K
Measures the distance you've moved your mouse in miles.
A couple of watchful eyeballs to keep you company.
Ripper FKEY by Steve Blackstock, Random Dot Software
Oct-98
13K
An old school FKEY that lets you take out your frustration on your windows by ripping them apart.
Rupture The Rapture by Lamprey Systems
Oct-98
810K
Over one meg of offensive graphics and heinous sound effects guaranteed to bring soothing relief to irritations caused by Christian Fundamentalism or DOUBLE your religious persecution back!
SimStapler 6.2 by Freeverse Software
08-01
156K
The first true office equipment simulator, SimStapler brings all of the thrill and excitement of a "real" stapler right to your computer screen!
Smack Biff by Mark Johns
Oct-02
744K
Have you ever felt like smacking a guy named Biff to a bloody pulp? No? Well, how about Bill Gates, Bob Dole, Hanson, a dirty alien, or Puff Daddy?
SMILE - The Splattering 1.2
Oct-98
717K
Introduce your pal smiley to gun, laser, blender and flesh eating virus.
Straight To Hell by Lamprey Systems
Oct-98
1.2M
Bitchslap any or all of 10 famous personalities through the Nine Circles of Hell to the Eternal Torment they so richly deserve. Requires Color Mac and System 7. Power Mac recommended.
Virtual Viagra by Freeverse Software
Oct-98
45K
Click on this pill and give your cursor a boost!
Wacky Lights 1.0.1
Oct-98
13K
If you still have lights on your keyboard, this ancient INIT will make the light move back and forth like the car in Knight Rider.
XiST by Lamprey Systems
NEW!
1.3M
What will you do when the Xist saucers appear above every major city on Earth and begin their campaign of worldwide destruction? Will you fry with the Pinks and the Normals or will you survive because you used XiST: X-Day Invasion Survival Trainer to prep
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