Misc. Pranks • Wipeouts • Keyboard Chaos • Ear Candy
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Belch! 2.0
Oct-98
44K
A delightful extension with which to annoy your friends. Causes periodic bouts of macindigestion to manifest in a most satisfying auditory manner...
Conan the Librarian
Oct-98
212Kb
"Conan the Librarian" is a virtual librarian. He listens to the ambient sound level and badgers you pipe down. Conan get's progressively more annoyed as you continue to be loud, and
calms down as you respond to his exhortations for silence. Volume and frequency of outburst are the stimuli Conan responds to
Ghouls
Oct-98
57K
Puts a trio of poltergeists into your Mac.
MacPuke
Oct-98
26K
Wouldn't you like to hear the wonderful sound of vomit spewing forth when you eject a disk from your Mac?
MouseOuch by Syzygy Cult
Nov-98
6K
Under the influence of MouseOuch your screen becomes so sensitive to pressure that whenever you click anywhere, it complains. It has an average lifespan in your extensions folder of about 3 minutes, or five "Ouches" by our reckoning.
Musical Menus by Syzygy Cult
Nov-98
5K
Put it in your Extensions Folder and restart. From then on, whenever you pull down a menu, Musical Menus will track your every move, evaluating its psychoharmonic frequency based on which item is selected. This done, it will play a sound. In fact, those of you familiar with slide whistles should be able to produce charming tunes using nothing but Musical Menus and a mouse!
Obnoxious
Oct-98
31K
Install on your Mac of choice, crank the volume, and run! Every 10 to 20 minutes, you'll hear a bloodcurdling scream.
Pee Wee 1.02
Oct-98
59K
Hear the gang from Pee Wee's Playhouse cheer every time a secret word is typed. Edit the secret words with Resedit.
PowerOrgasm
Oct-98
124K
This init makes your PowerBook play the audio from the diner scene in When Harry Met Sally when you plug in the battery charger.
Sniff 1.01
Oct-98
35K
Makes the computer sniff and cough descretely every now and then.
Squeaky Toy
Oct-98
35K
Turns your mouse into a dog toy that squeaks every time you click and release the mouse button.
Tweety
Oct-98
28K
Randomly play sounds in the background while you use your computer. Comes with soothing bird sounds, but you can change them.
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