Once upon a time, back in the days when Stick Figure Death animated GIFs were a breakthrough technology, the Stick Figure Sinema was born. Now named the Zooass Sinema, it is an archive of yesteryear and a dumping ground for whatever amuses us morons. (The hell if we're going to try and compete with YouTube!)
Most movies are free, but some require a ticket like this one. →
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Who the hell needs Siskel & Ebert*?
Now you're the critic! Rate the films you see. We'll keep the winners, and scrap the flops. (whenever we get around to it... probably never!)
*We wrote this before he croaked.
If you create or find a flick that fits in with the spirit of Zooass, feel free to submit it!
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If you're looking for a bit of ultraviolence to add some excitement to your day then you've come to the right place! The Theatre of Pain features films where maim is the name of the game and red is the color of choice. Plus it's the name of an old Mötley Crüe album... how can you go wrong with that?
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There's nothing more erotic than stick figures getting it on. But it's not 1997 anymore and stick figure sex animations have faded into oblivion, so exit Fuck Sticks and enter Sinema 69. Here ye shall feast your eyes on some all out naughtiness.
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Can there be anything worth watching that doesn't contain sex or violence? The Miscelaneous Mayhem theatre features films that aim to prove that good clean family fun can still bring joy the the masses. Can this be so? Why not take a look and find out?
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Here you'll find the legendary Sinema flicks of yesteryear, arranged alphabetically for your viewing pleasure. Marvel at classics by talented fans of Zooass or waste your precious time looking at box office flops by people who seemingly suffer from irrepairable brain damage. Enjoy!