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Title:
Defuse the Palestinian Suicide Bomber
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You are the leading man on the Zooass Bomb Squad. Your mission: defuse the the murder belts worn by suicidal lunatics before they claim any innocent lives... then send them to the firey depths of hell.
He'll use your pregnant wife and daughter as a human shield. He'll pour deadly chemicals in the drinking water. You love to hate him. Yes, it's Saddam Hussein!!!
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Meat Piñata
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Zooass.com's Pinata de Carnes
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Here at Zooass we don't stuff our piñatas with candy and trinkets... we stuff 'em with bloody gobs of meat! Help little José break the legendary Pinata de Carne for some tasty treats. Choose between El Toro or Puerco y Pollo!
Save the Zooass trusty chicken, Napoleon, from the evil Turbonium Beetles! Quick relexes will keep our hero alive and well. Jump too late and your fate will be one of three tragic deaths.
Inspired by a tale told in the Zooass Pet Cemetery, this Virtual Voodoo postcard will not only provide you with hours of nut kicking bliss, but will also hex a ruthless killer! How noble!
A striking portrait of Helmut, Zooass's faithful pet pitbull. Touch the picture to pet the nice doggy. One of our most controversial postcards, enraging pitbull owners around the world (spawning The Great American Pet the Pitbull Controversy) whilst keeping those with a warped sense of humor in good cheer.
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Zooass Country Club
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Wish you were here!
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A smashing good time at the Zooass Country Club. Touch the picture to tee off.
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Title:
The Fish Are Biting
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The Fish Are Biting At Zooass.com!
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Sometimes the bait you use can be too good.
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It's Electric!
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Zooass.com... It's Electric!
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Sometimes the only way to learn something is from your mistakes. Teach this little brat a lesson the hard way.
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Dead n' Dusty
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I fed the animals at Zooass.com!
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Welcome to our zoo, where the main course is you. Vultures feasting on some dead guy.
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