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Alien Anal Probe - Add Your Own Photo!
Contents:
The Aliens of Planet Zooass have fine tuned their anal probe and are hungry to explore the bowels of your choosing! Select a body type, upload and size a photo of a friend's face, and let the probing begin. Finally! Your friends can truly answer the question "what's up your ass today?"
An adult version of the classic retro game Wooly Willy. Drag the metal shavings around with your magnet to create a hairy masterpiece, then send it to a friend. Features full frontal and rear views of Willy and his girl Wendy.
CROTCH CIRCLES. The Aliens Have Landed... and Damn It Felt Good or Landing on a Bush Near You
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It's about time those aliens finally wised up and landed on something better than a cornfield! Select from 2 sayings and 10 different crotch circles. The truth is down there!
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Title:
Hangin' Out
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Lettin' it all hang out at Zooass.com!
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Sometimes the magic worm has to get some sun! Taken on location in Costa Rica by the Zooass spy cam.
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Dirty Old Man 2.0
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Come on in! The mud is fine! Let's get dirty!
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We've updated our vintage 1997 classic for the new millenium! Now the dirty old man "rises" and speaks! Rub a dub dub!
A studly kangaroo in Playgirl position. Ah the feeling of a cool breeze!
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Zooass Panty Goat
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You're Next!
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As our beloved goat well knows, there's nothing like a tasty pair of panties fresh off the hottie! It's feeding time! Baaaaaaaaaa!
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See the goat with the President's panties!
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Title:
Love Doggy Style
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Thinking Of You
Contents:
When puppy love goes to far...
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Title:
Porno Invasion! 2.0
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Now this ever popular prank that simulates the takeover of your desktop by a pack of horny nymphs is available as a Zooass postcard! A fake loading screen launches a bogus "fatal exception error" blue screen in full screen mode. Next your victim is hit with an alert window telling him that Windows will repair the damage and rebuild the desktop. Then the fun begins! Visit the Porno Invasion! Home Page for a download version and more!
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Truly tasteless bonus scene - "The Black Hole"
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JavaScript & Flash on Internet Explorer. (Does not work perfectly on Netscape)
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When you view this postcard it will jump to a full screen version of the prank without any navigation buttons. Click Alt-F4 to close the window if you want to shut the prank down before it runs its course.
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Strip Cherubs
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Two Cherubs in Heaven. Touch the picture to make a donation.
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Whackin' Willy
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A wind-up likeness of Bill Clinton jerkin' his gerkin' in 7 fabulous positions, each with it's own musical soundtrack! Freeloaders get 5 scenes including State of the Union Undress, Air Force One, Arc de Triomphe, Romancing the Force and Rodeo.
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2 bonus scenes - Jurassic Pork and Oval Office! Loyal ZooSponsors Click here to go straight to the full version!
There's no love quite like the kind you can inflate with an air pump!
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Tortoise Love
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Hot Tortoise Love at Zooass.com!
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Poor tortoises. Always getting a bad rap for being so slow. Well there is one time when these fine creatures can outdo the best of us, and these two shell clinkers show us how it's done!
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Hear the sounds of tortoise love.
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Title:
Jolly Jumping Pussie
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You are the lucky recipient of a Jumping Jolly Pussiegram!
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We found this treasure in a smut shop in New Orleans' French Quarter, oui oui. Now you too can experience the thrill of winding up a ridiculously comical twat and watching it jump up and down.
Click here to download a Desktop Pussiegram and e-mail it to your friends!
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Teletitties
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Teletitties
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At last! Childhood role models both wholesome and nurturing! Well... maybe not that wholesome, but with 4 pairs of bodacious tatas among them they can nurture alright. Meet the Teletitties! Complete with jelly dongs on their noggins!
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Click on their fun bags to hear them speak. Click again to make the humidity increase. Click here to go directly to the members version of this postcard.
The world's first moaning postcard! Can you find all of the hot spots on this butterfaced bimbo? ("She's got a great body... but-her-face has gotta go!")
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Title:
Lost and Found
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I found what you were looking for at Zooass.com
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Make that happy housewife even happier.
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Title:
Moana Lisa
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Ohhhh Zooass
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Touch the picture to turn on this fine piece of art.
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Whale Watching
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I Went Whale Watching at Zooass.com
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The disturbing image of a beached whale.
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Big Pussy
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I saw a Big Hairy Pussy at Zooass.com
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It's amazing how big pussies can grow when fed properly.
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A Snapping Good Time
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Having a Snapping Good Time at Zooass.com!
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A hungry gator snapping at a woman's butt. Touch the picture to satisfy his yearning for pants.
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