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2008 Electoral Piranha Dunk - Fall Edition
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Select your not so favorite 2008 electoral candidate and dunk him or her in a vat of hungry piranhas Zooass carnival style. Step right up!
A lot has changed since the Bin Blaster days! Show your patriotism by launching a George W. Bush Bottle Rocket and making way for somebody real. Tabula rosa, baby!
The Queen of Spew is back! No... We're not talking about Callista Flockhart... It's the foul-mouthed freak from the Exorcist spinning the night away to her favorite 80s tune. Decorate the priest with a blast of bile. (See what happens when you molest little boys?) But that's not all! Now demon girl blows chunks on her not so favorite celebrities. Joy! Joy!
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She's bursting at both ends! Hit 'em with an anal blast in Celebrity Demon Poo!
Part Don King! Part OJ! Part Mike Tyson! Part Snoop Dogg! Part Will Smith! Part Flavor Flav! Plus the brain of a pimp! This is Frankenbrother - created with love in the twisted labs of Zooass!
The Seinfeld Celebrity Dildo starring Jigglin' Jerry, Nubbly Newman, Cosmo Crammer, Elaine Cane and Genital George. I got buzzed at Zooass.com!
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We all have fantasies about making sweet love to our favorite celebrities. And then reality hits us. We realize that life sucks. And we drink Jim Beam until the pain goes away... Well put down that bottle and fret no more! Thanks to Zooass, you can now stick the wiggling heads of your favorite celebrities where the sun don't shine in the comfort of your own home!
Dress the infamous Baby Creepy! Choose between 25 head and body combinations to create exiting possibilities like Gimp the ballerina, Beelzebaby, and Supersexy Lewinski complete with ornamental face seed, wonderful D-cups, and a vibrating strap-on!
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Zooass Gaydometer
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Touch the picture of Richard Simmons to see how he weighs in.
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Are you man enough to get on the scale?
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Tickle Me Cartman
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Tickle Me Cartman
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Finally, the second installment in the Zooass Tickle Me Postcard series has arrived! Try to piss Cartman off as many ways as you can by fondling him over and over again.
Zooass.com's Famous Anus Cookies - Out Of Our Ass, And Into Your Mouth! - Chocolate Chip
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You can't eat just one.
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Zooass Fantasy
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A Fantasy from Zooass
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Touch the picture and Mr. Roarch and Tattoo will make your fantasy come true.
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Pope With Dope
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The Pope Gave Me Dope at Zooass.com!
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The Pope standing amidst the fabulous plants of the Zooass Marijuana Farm. Looks like he rolled a fatty just for you!
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Milli Vanilli
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Zooass Recording Studios
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They're sexy, they're silly, they're Milli Vanilli. But this time you control the action! Test your lip-synching skills to the tune of Girl You Know It's True.
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Tickle Me Pee Wee!
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Tickle Me Pee Wee!
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The first in a series of Zooass Tickle Me Postcards*! Click on Pee Wee's tickle zones to hear him laugh. Hmmm. He seems to like below the belt tickling the best. Go figure.
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