As most of you know Hallmark keeps a lot of the holidays in America going. (i.e. Valentine Day, Mother's Day, etc.) Well congress took the liberty of creating a new holiday. As good full-blooded Americans, we want to make sure you receive this as soon as possible. Please sure you share this with everyone you know because we would hate for someone to lose out on this joyous occasion.
Enjoy!
Your Friends at Zooass
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE U.S. CONGRESS:
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Here's a Secret... guys feel left out. That's right... left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and a Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory, this holiday has been created so ladies can have a day to show their man just how much they love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town – the name of the holiday explains it all... just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Simple.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak and a Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. Enjoy your yearly... er, steak.
Holiday founded by Birdsey.