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Now you can enjoy the pleasant company of Mr. Penis all day long! The Mr. Penis Desktop Buddy - Generation I is the first phase of a hopefully evolving screenmate featuring your favorite schlong, our very own Mr. Penis. He walks, he whacks, he busts a nut! Heck, he even talks! Children of all ages... uh... we mean adults over 18 will be sure to get a kick out of the delightful antics of the icon of the century!
The first generation of the Mr. Penis Desktop Buddy takes the form of an icon library for Neko for Windows by David Harvey. This application should work on systems with Windows 98 or above (not Windows NT). In this release of this retarded waste of time Mr. Penis will:
- Walk around independently on your desktop or follow your mouse pointer
- Juggle his family jewels
- Whack off and show you the money
- Fall asleep when he's done like a good penis should
- Mark his territory on the edges of your desktop
- Lick his love plums at the bottom of your desktop
- Attempt to rub one out hanging on the top of your desktop
- Say silly phrases like "I never met a hole I didn't like" and "Ooo! My balls are tingling." There are 13 sounds in all!
Here's what you have to do to get Mr. Penis on your desktop...
How to Get, Install and Run Your New Pal!
- If you're not a ZooSponsor already, reach deep into your heart and your wallet and sign up for a measly few dollars a year. This will allow you to download the Mr. Penis icon library, play full versions of our games, and access all private sections of the site.
- Download Neko for Windows by clicking here (68k -
 ) or getting it from David Harvey's Neko for Windows page.
- Download the Mr. Penis Icon Library with Sounds (252KB - ).
- Use winzip (or equivalent) to uncompress the files into the same directory.
- Run NekoCFG.exe, click on the Change... button on the Display tab, and open the mrpenis.icl file.
- Click on the Sound tab, highlight something in the Event: menu, click Browse... and select the .wav sound of your choice. Repeat for each event.
- Feel free to screw around with the rest of the settings as well. Click OK when you're done to exit the configuration program.
- Run Neko98.exe and Mr. Penis will appear on your desktop, what fun!
- To quit, just click on Neko98.exe again.
Having Trouble?
- We already told you that the Mr. Penis Desktop Buddy will not work on Windows NT. Weren't you listening?
- Check out the author's FAQ page for answers to the most common technical questions. Since we did not write this software we'll be practically useless if you send us a request for help! :)
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