Tillowz Beach Pillows
Kiss or Dis

It seems you either want to get down their pants or tie them to a wheelchair and roll them down a steep hill, doesn't it? Luckily, your pals at Zooass realize these simple facts of life. Thus we've created two wonderful tools to ensure your success on the road to getting lucky, and taking out the trash... the Love Machine and the Relationship Terminator. A winning pair! Click on a viewscreen below to make it happen!
 

Love Machine
Have you got an eye on that special someone? Why not dazzle her/him/it with cheesy pick-up lines or tactless blabber? The Love Machine won't let you down!
      Relationship Terminator
First you wanna kiss 'em, now it's time to dis* 'em! A quick and easy way to dump those who deserve it most!
*discard, dispose of, dismember