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Today's Joke of the Day
Dennis Rodmans Tattoos

Dennis Rodman picks up a woman in a bar, and they eventually
end up going back to his hotel room. He removes his
shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on
his arm he has a tattoo that reads, "Reebok". She
thinks that is a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis
says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the
tattoo and Reebok pays me for the advertisement."  A
bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed
on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual
tattoo. Finally, he takes his underwear off and she
sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps
back with shock and says, "I'm not going to do it with
a guy who has AIDS!" 

He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to
say "ADIDAS". 


Submitted by jakote