Buying Tampons

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles...the salesgirl notices him and asks him
if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for
a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down
the correct aisle. 

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter. 

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking
for tampons for your wife?". 

He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I
sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes
and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
paper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO
DOES SHE!" 


Submitted by JESSICA