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Truth About Barney

1) Start with the given: 

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR 

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway):

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR 

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: 

C  V    V  L    D  I   V 

4) Convert into Arabic values: 

100  5   5  50   500  1    5 

5) Add all the numbers: 

666 

Thus, Barney is Satan. 


Submitted by Dave