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Today's Joke of the Day
Crush on Santa

Santa started down a chimney on Christmas Eve. Little
did he know waiting inside was a woman who has had a
crush on him for some time. She had planned ahead this
year, she was waiting on him in a sexy teddy. Santa
came sliding down the chimney, he looked up and the
woman said, "Santa can you stay?"  Santa replied,  "Ho,
ho, ho Santa's gotta go got to deliver presents to all
the children you know."  The woman slid one side of
her teddy off and asked Santa again, "Can you stay Santa?"
Once again Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho Santa's gotta go
gotta deliver presents to all the children you know."
The woman took the rest of the teddy off, and asked
him again, "Santa can you stay now?"  Santa replied,
"Ho, ho, ho Santa's gotta stay cant go up the chimney
with my dick this way".