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An Olympic wrestler from the United States is about to face the
international champion, a huge Russian, in his weight class. As the
match is about to begin, his coach warns him, "Don't let him get you
into the Double Pretzel Bend -- no one can get out of that hold once
it's applied!" The wrestler agrees to do his best and runs to the
center of the mat to meet his opponent.
Well, the match starts and as things would go, the American wrestler finds himself caught in the Russian's double pretzel bend. His shoulder blades are getting pushed closer and closer to the mat -- it's almost over. He looks up towards the ceiling and sees this guy's testicles hanging inches from his face. So he thinks, what the hell, I'm about to lose the match -- so he chomps down ... HARD! The next thing you know, there's an unnerving scream of pain, the American and Russian wrestlers seem to explode off the mat, and when the all is said and done, the American ends up on top of the Russian and pins him. As he walks off the mat, his coach greets him and says, "That was incredible, I've never seen anyone escape the Double Pretzel Bend. How in the world did you do it?" The American wrestler replies, "Anything is possible after you bite your own nuts!!!" |
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