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Seven Dwarves
The Seven Dwarves walk up to a Nunnery and huddle out side the door to discuss something. Then Doc walks up to the door and knocks. The Mother Superior opens the door and Doc asks her if the are any 3 ft nuns in this nunnery. The mother superior looks at him funny and says, "There are no 3 ft nuns here."

Doc thanks her and goes back to the group and they huddle again making all sorts of whispering noises. Happy walks up to the door and knocks jovially. Mother Superior opens the door and Happy asks if there are any 3 ft nuns in the country. Mother Superior wonders what is going on, but says, "No, there are no 3 ft nuns in the country."

Happy thanks her and goes back to the group. They discuss and send Grumpy up to the door. The mother opens the door and Grumpy asks her if there are any 3 ft nuns on that continent, and the mother superior, frustrated, says" NO, there are no 3ft nuns on the this continent."

Grumpy growls a thank you and goes back to the group. After a few minutes, they send Sleepy. He knocks on the door and the Mother Superior opens the door, sees Sleepy standing there, yells, "NO THERE NO 3FT NUNS ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. NONE. THERE NEVER WERE AND NEVER WILL BE ANY 3FT NUNS.EVER." and slams the door.

Sleepy yawns and goes back the group. He shakes his head. The rest of the group turns to Dopey and starts chanting:

"DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN, A PENGUIN, A PENGUIN! DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN, A ..."

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