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The Seven Dwarves walk up to a Nunnery and huddle out side the door to
discuss something. Then Doc walks up to the door and knocks. The
Mother Superior opens the door and Doc asks her if the are any 3 ft
nuns in this nunnery. The mother superior looks at him funny and says,
"There are no 3 ft nuns here."
Doc thanks her and goes back to the group and they huddle again making
all sorts of whispering noises. Happy walks up to the door and knocks
jovially. Mother Superior opens the door and Happy asks if there are
any 3 ft nuns in the country. Mother Superior wonders what is going
on, but says, "No, there are no 3 ft nuns in the country."
Happy thanks her and goes back to the group. They discuss and send
Grumpy up to the door. The mother opens the door and Grumpy asks her
if there are any 3 ft nuns on that continent, and the mother
superior, frustrated, says" NO, there are no 3ft nuns on the this
continent."
Grumpy growls a thank you and goes back to the group. After a few
minutes, they send Sleepy. He knocks on the door and the Mother
Superior opens the door, sees Sleepy standing there, yells, "NO THERE
NO 3FT NUNS ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. NONE. THERE NEVER WERE AND NEVER
WILL BE ANY 3FT NUNS.EVER." and slams the door.
Sleepy yawns and goes back the group. He shakes his head. The rest of
the group turns to Dopey and starts chanting:
"DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN, A PENGUIN, A PENGUIN! DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN,
A ..."
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