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These three women were sitting around one night talking about there
boyfriends when they decided they would give their men nicknames based
on kinds of soda.
The first woman said: "I'm gonna call Tom 'Mountain Dew' because he is
as strong as a mountain and always wants to do it!"
The second woman said: "I'm gonna call Bruce '7-Up' because he has
Seven inches and it is always up!"
The third woman said: "I'm gonna call my man 'Jack Daniels'."
The other two women responded: "Jack Daniels? But that's a hard
liquor."
The third woman replied: "THAT'S MY LEROY!" |