Zooass Joke Jungle: Sex - Dennis Rodmans Tattoos

Dennis Rodmans Tattoos

Dennis Rodman picks up a woman in a bar, and they eventually end up going back to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm he has a tattoo that reads, "Reebok". She thinks that is a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for the advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, he takes his underwear off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock and says, "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"

He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".

Submitted by jakote

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