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A Room and a Hooker
A man had 200 bucks and wanted to get a hooker, but also needed a hotel room for the night. He was having a difficult time finding both for that amount of money. Finally he found a hotel that was within his range. He asked one of the guys at the front desk if he knew where he could get a woman with the remaining money.

The clerk says, "Sure...go up to this room here and there will be a woman in there that'll go all night. 200 bucks and you can have her and the room". So the man paid his money and went up to the room.

He walked into the room and a beautiful woman was laying on her back on the bed. "Great", he thought, and immediately began fucking her. After several hours, he saw that cum was coming out of her nose, mouth, eyes, and all of her orifices. He jumped up, disgusted, and ran down to the front desk.

"Cum was coming out of her...it was awful!", he tells the clerk. The clerk turned to his companion and said, "Well, the corpse is full".

Submitted by Chrysta

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