Zooass Joke Jungle: Religious - The Priest and 3 Ushers

The Priest and 3 Ushers

There was a priest and 3 ushers. The priest said to the ushers, "You have been good all your lives you may go out and do something bad."

So the three guys went out and committed a crime then came back.

The priest said to the first guy, "What have you done?"

The guy said, "I robbed 7-11."

The priest said drink from the Holy Water and you shall be forgiven.

Second guy comes in and says, "I murdered someone."

The priest said drink from the Holy water and you shall be forgiven.

Third guy comes in and the priest says, "What have you done?"

The guy says, "I peed in the Holy Water."

Submitted by Sac

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