Zooass Joke Jungle: Pregnant

Getting Fat

A woman was six months pregnant with her third child, when her three-year-old came into the room when she was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" The mother replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," the child replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"

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