The guy has no arms, and Bob is standing there taking care of his business, wondering how the poor guy is gonna pee.

Just before Bob leaves, the man asks Bob to help him out. Bob, being a kind soul, says, "Ah, yeah okay", and pulls the guy's penis out of his pants. He takes a hold of it and is horrified to see that it has all these red bumps all over it, with clumpy patches of hair, purple rashes, huge leathery moles, oozing scabs, and all kinds of circular scars. To top it all off, it smells worse than a dead cat's vagina.

The guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob gags a little, but he's a pretty damn nice guy, and he does so. The man lets a steady stream of reddish orange urine into the urinal, and then asks Bob to shake it off for him. Bob, the perfect boy scout, does it, although he notices that when he shakes it tags of skin fly everywhere and a little bit of blood oozes from the tip.

The guy lets out a huge sigh of relief, and then after Bob puts his member back into his pants, he thanks Bob with great sincerity.

Bob says, "No problem, man, but what the hell is wrong with your penis?" The man pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I dunno, but I sure as hell ain't touchin' it."

Submitted by jill