Dog no talk!", replied the chief.

"Oh, I'll bet he does. Hi buddy, how ya doin?", says the ventriloquist while petting the pooch".

"Oh, not bad", says the dog. "Chief feeds me good and I just lay around the teepee.", came the reply from the dog.

The Chief was amazed! The ventriloquist was having fun so he says, "Hey Chief, I see you've got a horse outside here. Mind if I talk to him?"

"Horse no talk!", replied the Chief.

"Oh, I'll bet he does. Hi fella, how ya doin?", say the ventriloquist while rubbing the horses nose.

"Oh, not bad says the horse. Chief stays home a lot anymore. I just hang around eating hay.", came the reply from the horse.

Now the Chief was really amazed! The ventriloquist was enjoying this so he says, "Hey Chief, I see you've got some sheep outside here. Mind if I talk to them?"

"OH...SHEEP LIE...SHEEP LIE!!", replied the Chief.