"I had all the lessons, and on my first jump the instructor opened the door and told me to jump, but I told him I wanted everyone to go first. After everyone jumped the instructor told me to go, but I told him I couldn't. The instructor tried to motivate me by saying, 'C'mon, I have trained you, you can do it!', but I said, 'No, No, I can't do it, I can't'. The instructor got really angry and said, 'YOU CAN DO IT, JUMP NOW OR I AM GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU UP THE ASS!!!'"

John said, "So did you jump?"

Jack replied, "Only at first".