Zooass Joke Jungle: Miscellaneous

The Big Bad Wolf

Little Red Riding Hood is minding her own business and walking through the forest. All of a sudden, the Big Bad Wolf jumps in front of her and screams, "Little Red Riding Hood, I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!!!!" Little Red Riding Hood jumps back in fright and yells, "OH NO!!! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT ME WHOLE????!!!" "Nah", says the wolf, "I thought I'd spit that part out."

Submitted by Susan B.

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