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The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while a smartass customer was dawdling over the breakfast menu. He tells the waitress, "I never return to a restaurant unless at least one of the sausages I'm served is a match in size to my own."
The waitress replied, "In that case, sir, perhaps you should take a look at the children's menu." Submitted by Dawn |
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