The chieftan gave them two choices: Death or Ru-Ru. The first guy stepped forward and said, "Well, I know what death is, so I'm gonna take Ru-Ru." The chieftan raised his mighty hand and said, "He chose Ru-Ru!" Half of the tribe came out and raped him half to death.

The second guy said, "I too know what death is, and that doesn't seem too bad, so I'm going with Ru-Ru." The chieftan raised his mighty hand and said, "He chose Ru-Ru!" The other half of the tribe came out and raped him half to death.

The third guy, disgusted with this, stepped forward and exclaimed, "I'm not into any of this pussy shit! I'm gonna take it like a man! I choose death!" So, the chieftan raised his mighty hand and said, "He chose death! Death by Ru-Ru!"

Submitted by: Benji