"I must have it!", said the woman, to the assistant.

"Oh! madam", said the assistant, "that mirror is not for sale."

"I,ll pay anything to have it", she said.

They agreed on a price.

"A word of warning", said the assistant, "this is a magic mirror, and anything you wish for will come true, so, be careful what you wish for."

The woman was over-joyed, and she took it home. She placed it in her bedroom, stared into it and wished she had large, beautiful breasts. Suddenly, POOF! She had them, all right, and she was very happy. Meanwhile, later, she's preparing her husbands meal.

Her husband walks in the door and says, "WOW! you look fantastic. What happened to you?"

"Just go up into the bedroom and you'll see a mirror. Stand in front of it and make a wish. It's magic!"

He ran up the stairs, took all his clothes off, stood in front of the mirror and said, "I wish my dick could touch the floor!"

Suddenlty, POOF! His legs fell off.