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A man goes to the doctor because he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor checks him over and after running all sorts of tests says, "I've got some good news and I've got some bad news".
The man replies, "Tell me the bad news first."
The doctor says, "You have a terminal disease, and you have six months to live."
Still in shock, the man asks, "What is the good news?"
The doctor replies, "Did you happen to notice my great looking blonde receptionist with the big hooters when you entered my office? Well, I'm fucking her".
Mike M.
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