Cover charge: $15.00

Round of drinks: $23.00

Table dance: $30.00

Another round of drinks: $23.00

Couch dance and tips: $50.00

A round of shots: $34.00

Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00.

Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy... for everything else, there's Mastercard.