The Doctor looked at the man, and replied, "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."

The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the Doctor requested. "Now turn all the way around...Lie down please...Uh-huh, I see. OK, you may put your clothes back on."

The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."

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