Zooass Joke Jungle: Marriage and Relationships

Newlyweds

A man and a woman decided to abstain from sex before marriage. After making love on their wedding night,the man looked over at his bride and noticed that she appeared quite annoyed."What's wrong?"he asked."Well,"she said,"when I agreed to marry you,i didn't realize that you had such a small organ." To which the man replied,"Well,when i agreed to marry YOU, I didn't realize that my organ would be playing in a cathedral!"

Submitted by john marinari

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