Zooass Joke Jungle: Marriage and Relationships

Mowing the Lawn

Bruce is relaxing in his back garden, sitting in the shade sipping a beer and listening to the radio. As he chills out, his wife struggles with a manual mower, pushing up and down the large lawn, sweating and red-faced. Bruce's next-door-neighbor sees the woman battling with the mower and shouts across the fence "You pathetic excuse for a man," he yells "sitting there sipping your beer while your poor wife cuts the grass. You should be bloody well hung." "I am" Bruce shouts back. "That's why she's doing the grass."

Submitted by Jen Carter

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