"How's it look Doc." he asks?

"Not too bad, says the doctor, You should be alright in about a week."

"Thank heavens," says the guy, "I'm getting married in a week and my fiance is a virgin in every way. I wouldn't want to disappoint her."

The doctor takes 4 tongue depressors and wires them into place, one on each side of the guys penis. Once finished the contraption is quite a engineering marvel. The guy says nothing to his fiance about what happens and as planned gets married and goes on the honeymoon.

In the honeymoon suite his new bride opens her gown top and displays a beautiful set of breasts. "These are for you. No one has ever even seen them before.", she says. The groom quickly drops his pants and proudly states, "This is for you. And look, it's still in the crate!"

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