The 1st lover asks the 2nd lover, "What are you going to do with his ashes?" he replies, "I'm going to take them up to the lake where we always would go for some quiet time together and sprinkle his ashes on the lake." "Oh, that sounds nice.", says the 1st lover.

The 1st lover then asks the 3rd lover, "What are you going to do with his ashes?" The 3rd lover replies, "Well, I think I'm going to keep them on my mantle so he can be with me always." "Oh, that's so sweet!", says the 1st lover.

Then the 2nd and 3rd lover both ask the 1st lover, "Well, what are you going to do with his ashes?" The 1st lover responds, "Well, I'm going to sprinkle them on my chili tonight so he can tear my ass up one more time!"

Submitted by EP