When the gay waiter approaches and says to the customer "What's the name of your penis?".

The customer says, "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink".

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

So the customer says, "All right, what's the name of your penis?".

The gay waiter says, "NIKE ... you know, JUST DO IT".

The customer thinks for a moment and says, "The name of my penis is Secret".

The waiter says, "SECRET?".

The customer says, "Yeah ... STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!".

Submitted by Karen