The genie turned to the Jew and said, "What do you wish for?" The Jew said, "I wish that myself and all of the other Jewish people were living in peace and harmony in Israel and that no one would bother us again.", and with that the Jew disappeared.

The genie then turned to the black man and asked the same thing and the black man said, "I wish that myself and all my people were living in Africa in peace and harmony and that no one would cause us grief and leave us alone forever.", and with that the black man disappeared.

Then the genie turned to the Mexican and asked him the same thing and the Mexican says, "I wish that myself and all of the Mexican people lived in Mexico in peace and harmony and that no one would ever bother us ever again.", and with that the Mexican disappeared.

Then the genie turned to the American and asked him what he wishes for, and the American says, "You mean to tell me that all the Jewish people are living in Israel, all the black people are living in Africa, and all the Mexicans are living in Mexico never to be bothered again?" The genie nods his head, and repeats his question. The American thinks for a moment and responds, "How about a Coke?"

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