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Airplane Evacuation
There is an airplane flying to Hawaii. The captain comes on the intercom and tells the passengers that they are having problems, but not to worry, because they have three more engines. A little while later the captain comes back on and tells them that they have lost another engine, and that they need to start evacuating the airplane.

"In order to not discriminate racially, I am going to evacuate you alphabetically. Ok. A. African Americans, any African Americans, please stand."

No one stands.

"Ok. B. Any Black People stand."

No one stands.

"Ok. C. Any colored people please stand."

No one stands. This little black boy looks at his father and asks: "Daddy aren't we usually considered Colored People?"

The father replies: "Not today son. We're niggers, let those damn Mexicans go first."

Submitted by Michelle

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